Today, I sat across from a cute boy in my English class. I thought it was cute when he winked at me, so I laughed and winked back. I didn't understand why he shot me a dirty look, until I later found out he has eyelid spasms. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I found out a guy I work with has an eye twitch. I thought he was just a winker. I have been winking back all week. He either thinks I'm an asshole or am trying to seduce him. FML
Today, I was at a concert and I thought the cute drummer was winking at me, so I winked back. Then I realized he was blinking sweat out his eyes. FML
Today, I went on a date with a guy and he kept winking at me. I thought it was really sweet until later that night he told me he had Tourette's. FML
Today, I was in class and felt something tugging on my hair. I thought it was caught on the chair, so I turned around a little to look. The guy behind me was holding my hair and smelling it. He gave me a creepy smile, winked, and continued. FML
Today, I was walking around Walmart when this cute guy walked by me and winked. I thought he wanted to talk, so I followed him around the store, trying to catch up. Turns out it wasn't a wink, he had something in his eye. He told the security person that a weird girl was stalking him. FML
Today, a cute guy who works at the mall winked at me. When I met up with my boyfriend, I bragged to him about it. His response was, "Don't flatter yourself, he winked at me too." FML
Today, the creepy kid who sits behind me in English class decided that sniffing my hair wasn't disturbing enough for his liking, so he tried something new: popping one of the pimples on my neck. When I reacted in horror, all he could say was, "It looked pretty..." FML
Today, I was at the mall with a couple of friends when we saw a couple of cute boys. I made eye contact with the cutest one. Flustered, I giggled, only to send a wad of snot flying out of my nose. FML
Today, I was in the cafeteria when I noticed a new worker cleaning a table. As I passed her, she looked up and smiled at me. Thinking she was pulling a funny face, I jokingly crossed my eyes and smiled back. She looked hurt and continued working. Later, she served me my lunch. She was actually cross-eyed. FML
Today, I was at a restaurant, and I saw my friend. When we made eye contact, I made a creepy face at her and twitched my arms to make her laugh. A woman looked over said sadly, "Oh my God, that poor girl!" She thought I was "special." FML
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MassEffectNerd 0
apologize. then tell him you think he's cute. problem solved
angelo8320 0
he gave you the stink eye
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Comments (64)
j_cat187 20
rofl no no hes not mad thats just his face
Alpha35 4
ALL IS FORGIVEN THROUGH SEX
jakiwi 0
Just apologize and ask him out I guess :/
DigitalKnight 0
I really can not understand why such people with "not-so-obvious" deformities take offense. By now that guy should know that people do react unknowingly. He must have faced it enough times to know how to deal with it. Did he really think the OP was intentionally making fun of him? That's dumb.
THEgleek 0
hahahahahhaha!
MakaylaCommisso 0
lmmfaooooooo fail.
amlethus 0
What if: "I sometimes have eye spasms. E.g. today, in English class. While looking at the cutest girl I know. Who started mocking me by blinking madly. FML."
IdfkMyUsernamexC 5
It's not your fault, sounds quite embarrassing though.
blobs94 12
its like god cockblocked your flirting attempts