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By Anonymous - 25/11/2011 03:51 - United States

Today, I rubbed my face in my armpit stubble because it felt like my ex-boyfriend's face. FML

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-forever alone-

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MadisonDerp 16

Tuesday 6 August 2013 3:11

How did you manage that? You must have a really long neck. But honesty no one has any room to judge, we've all done some odd things.

ashleyylove3 22

Friday 13 December 2013 5:48

So YOU'RE the crazy ex girlfriend?

kyla55 2

Friday 30 May 2014 17:26

******* weird dude xD

LuthienSilimaure 7

Monday 30 June 2014 5:20

you're creepy

MorganBall04 14

Monday 2 February 2015 9:31

I'm not sure what to do with this.....

GeorgiaBea 28

Saturday 25 July 2015 19:57

How... Is that physically possible.

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