Today, I received a package from a local guy on Craigslist. Instead of the iPhone I paid $350 for, the box only contained a photo of an iPhone. The guy had been dumb enough to attach a return address, so my husband went over and beat the shit out of him. I now have to bail him out of jail. FML
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Last call, bad decisions and 3 a.m. texts you'll regret until noon. Cheers.
Today, I had to bail my husband out of jail. It turns out that in the Black Friday rush, he beat a guy up just so he could get his hands on the last of a heavily-discounted item. The item in question: a toaster. FML
Today, I got a letter in the mail saying I'm being sued by the guy that broke into my house last week. When I walked in and saw him, I tackled him, punched him in the face a time or two, and restrained him with zip ties. I now have to pay for his broken nose and face charges of assault. FML
Today, my now ex-boyfriend called me from jail, expecting me to bail him out. He'd tried to buy a load of booze at the liquor store and came up short by ten cents. The cashier refused to be short-changed, and he figured the only reasonable reaction was to punch her in the face. FML
Today, the mailman delivered my new phone to my neighbour's house. This was okay, because he left a note in my mailbox informing me so. Now my crazy neighbour won't give me the package because, "*I* signed for it!" FML
Today, I sold my old iPhone 14… or at least I tried. I met the customer and she said, “Gee thanks!” and walked away with it. When I asked for the money, she said, “Suck my dick!” and took off running. I'm too out of shape to catch her and phoneless until I can come up with the remaining $200 to pay for my new iPhone. FML
Today, I posted my phone for sale on Facebook. Someone hit me up to buy it and wanted me to meet them. I didn't really want to drive to them, but I'm a mom of two and I needed food and some extra cash, so I did it. The guy asked to look at the phone… and ran off with it. FML
Today, a phone I bought online turned up while I was at work. The delivery guy left a note saying he'd left the package with my neighbor at #10. When I went and knocked on the door and asked for the package, my neighbor said "Nope, nothing delivered here." and quickly shut the door in my face. FML
Today, I let a guy I like look at my phone. A second later I remembered I had a secret copy of his Facebook profile picture on there to show a friend what he looked like. I was forced to tackle him to get my phone back. FML
Today, a stranger asked to borrow my phone since his had died. As he was using it, he kept walking away and I had to chase him because he was walking too far. He turned around, yelled, "Stop following me, asshole!" and punched me, knocking me out cold. When I came to, I realized the fucker stole my phone. FML
Today, I received an email from a shipping company telling me they had dropped off a package of expensive electronics at the front door. Too bad someone stole it before I made it to the door. FML
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holyshitbatman 20
you DO realize when shit like that happens you contact the local police and your money will be refunded AND with such a large amount the seller risks jail time
KVKdragon 26
This is why calling the police to solve your problem is better than pointless payback via violence. That's for after you get a refund ;)
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Enslaved 38
I just watched that episode of Judge Judy under "Cell phone eBay scam" on YouTube. Same thing. A cell phone was bought but they received only a picture of the phone instead. By far the best Judge Judy I've seen to date.
CatsForLife 3
Silly cat, you can't use a computer! Get of the Internet you cute kitty, it's a dangerous place you know.
ilovecandie 0
Your husband rocks for defending your honor. I hope you let him live out his wildest sex fantasy tonight.
sarah6786 14
Everyone should stop saying OP deserved it. Her husband beat the shit out of him, not her. Maybe she thought he was just going to yell and demand money or something.
ideasrule 13
That's indeed possible, but how would yelling or demanding money be any better? The sender could easily have attached a fake return address to his package, in which case it would be an innocent fellow who gets yelled at.
twinkiefeets 17
Cops won't be able to do anything. Civil court issue.
svahrsrdacwby87 7
You should have taken him to small claims court and sued him. Your husband messed up any chances of that...
nickellamelina 6
Dumbass do you not know how Craigslist works?? You meet in the parking lot of target or something not mail!!!
DumbingOfAmerica 9
No worries, I would have done the same thing. You should be proud of you husband for standing up for you.
biglittlehead 12
Fake.
dan_in_wi 12
if it was local... why mail it? if u drove there to beat his ass then why couldn't you go physically look at it FIRST? YDI!!!
StayatHomeSon 9
At least thy guy got his ass kicked