Today, I received a package from a local guy on Craigslist. Instead of the iPhone I paid $350 for, the box only contained a photo of an iPhone. The guy had been dumb enough to attach a return address, so my husband went over and beat the shit out of him. I now have to bail him out of jail. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I had to bail my husband out of jail. It turns out that in the Black Friday rush, he beat a guy up just so he could get his hands on the last of a heavily-discounted item. The item in question: a toaster. FML
Today, I got a letter in the mail saying I'm being sued by the guy that broke into my house last week. When I walked in and saw him, I tackled him, punched him in the face a time or two, and restrained him with zip ties. I now have to pay for his broken nose and face charges of assault. FML
Today, my now ex-boyfriend called me from jail, expecting me to bail him out. He'd tried to buy a load of booze at the liquor store and came up short by ten cents. The cashier refused to be short-changed, and he figured the only reasonable reaction was to punch her in the face. FML
Today, the mailman delivered my new phone to my neighbour's house. This was okay, because he left a note in my mailbox informing me so. Now my crazy neighbour won't give me the package because, "*I* signed for it!" FML
Today, I sold my old iPhone 14… or at least I tried. I met the customer and she said, “Gee thanks!” and walked away with it. When I asked for the money, she said, “Suck my dick!” and took off running. I'm too out of shape to catch her and phoneless until I can come up with the remaining $200 to pay for my new iPhone. FML
Today, I posted my phone for sale on Facebook. Someone hit me up to buy it and wanted me to meet them. I didn't really want to drive to them, but I'm a mom of two and I needed food and some extra cash, so I did it. The guy asked to look at the phone… and ran off with it. FML
Today, a phone I bought online turned up while I was at work. The delivery guy left a note saying he'd left the package with my neighbor at #10. When I went and knocked on the door and asked for the package, my neighbor said "Nope, nothing delivered here." and quickly shut the door in my face. FML
Today, I let a guy I like look at my phone. A second later I remembered I had a secret copy of his Facebook profile picture on there to show a friend what he looked like. I was forced to tackle him to get my phone back. FML
Today, a stranger asked to borrow my phone since his had died. As he was using it, he kept walking away and I had to chase him because he was walking too far. He turned around, yelled, "Stop following me, asshole!" and punched me, knocking me out cold. When I came to, I realized the fucker stole my phone. FML
Today, I received an email from a shipping company telling me they had dropped off a package of expensive electronics at the front door. Too bad someone stole it before I made it to the door. FML
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holyshitbatman 20
you DO realize when shit like that happens you contact the local police and your money will be refunded AND with such a large amount the seller risks jail time
KVKdragon 26
This is why calling the police to solve your problem is better than pointless payback via violence. That's for after you get a refund ;)
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Comments (170)
ea247 20
Worth it
aardvarkish 17
Your husband is my hero!
simoncat 11
I think you may be able to trump up charges against the seller - on the grounds if a mail fraud charge of sone sort, as well. Bail out the hubby. Make out a police report while you're there.
DisappearingRose 18
Why didn't you just sue?
metallicshadow 16
get an android
mad_hatter0666 22
If you had $350 to spend on an iPhone, why the hell didn't you just go to Best Buy or another retailer? Sorry, OP. YDI.
metallicshadow 16
63 - full retail price for an iPhone is generally around $500-$700, so getting it for $350 is a better deal (if you're getting the real thing of course)
llamalpaca382 13
My dad bought an iPhone 5 on Sunday for $199. You're retarded.
spikekutter 9
in least hes protective..
4Sharks 4
I'd say YDI for using Craigslist.
sugarshane007 20
Wait, so the cost was about three-fiddy? You should have instantly known that you were dealin' with that damn ol' Loch Ness Monster!
samcro3 8
I thought it was funny. :)