Work: Today, I received a mass email from my boss saying we had a position...

By jcstpierre - 24/04/2009 10:41 - United States

Today, I received a mass email from my boss saying we had a position open at the daycare I work at. I knew my boyfriend was looking for a job so I insisted he apply. Later at work, my boss takes me into her office and tells me my employment is being "terminated". My boyfriend is replacing me. FML

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By TrophyGirlfriend - 17/08/2009 05:43 - United States

Today, my boyfriend was fired. After breaking the news, he also broke up with me. Apparently, his boss had a creepy crush on me and would give my boyfriend bonuses for bringing me to company events and, occasionally, out on the boss's personal boat. Looks like I am no longer useful. FML

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By nannynomore - 10/03/2009 18:52 - United States

Today, my boss had to leave the house for a little while. She asked me to take any messages she got. I answered the phone and lady calling said she was returning her call about the opening for a nanny position. I'm the current nanny. I found out I'm being fired by the new nanny. FML

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By WrongPlaceWrongTime - 25/06/2016 18:51 - France

Today, my girlfriend came to my workplace to tell me she was breaking up with me. My boss, who was passing by, fired me for "chatting with friends" during work hours. FML

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By Anonymous - 24/05/2022 18:01

Today, my boyfriend proposed to me. My boss called me into her office and congratulated me, and spent almost half an hour asking me what our wedding plans were, where we might honeymoon, if we wanted kids, etc. She then followed this by suddenly remembering she had called me into the office to sack me. FML

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By mysterygurll1234567 - 20/01/2010 05:09 - United States

Today, I was fired from my job. The reason? My boss didn't feel comfortable paying his son's girlfriend. FML

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By dontplaywithmyfeelings - 03/03/2015 01:42 - Canada - Edmonton

Today, I got a new job and told everyone about it. A few hours later, I got an email from the executive saying I actually don't have the job anymore. FML

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By Anonymous - 19/11/2010 19:38 - United States

Today, after three weeks of my boss telling me how much he appreciates my hard work and has submitted my name up for a promotion, he called me into his office to announce I'm being laid off. FML

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By David - 02/09/2016 06:01 - United States - London

Today, my boss found out I had applied for a much better paying job. He told me I'd do a better job and make more money there. Then he fired me. FML

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By Anonymous - 23/03/2016 01:36 - Canada - Toronto

Today, I was driving to work and I got a text from my girlfriend. She said she was breaking up with me. I was a little heartbroken, but I had to get on with my day. I got to work and my boss fired me. Turns out, my boss and girlfriend have been having an affair and she told him to fire me. FML

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By Anonymous - 01/01/2009 18:21 - France

Today, my boss got a promotion and I got laid off. FML

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mykbibby 0

Friday 24 April 2009 20:20

Hey, at least the income will still be coming in to one of you, instead of to a complete stranger. You would've been fired no matter what, better it be your boyfriend replacing you.

rukusrazor 0

Friday 24 April 2009 20:26

Well now it's your turn to just sit on the couch all day and play xbox, while HE is paying rent and working.

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cwdeus 0

Saturday 25 April 2009 15:58

#32 You've to read more carefully. #19 did NOT suggest that the OP had kids. The kids #19 was talking about were the kids at the daycare where the OP worked. I thought a 12-year-old could read.

monkeysss 3

Saturday 25 April 2009 18:32

That's terrible! If I were your boyfriend I wouldn't accept the job. I wouldn't feel right replacing my man at his job. I would feel pretty guilty. It's never really a good idea to work at the same place as a bf/gf or a spouse. Usually causes problems.

kefron 0

Sunday 26 April 2009 1:42

You boss is a doucher.

kirbyviper93 0

Sunday 26 April 2009 6:03

OUCH. That's harsh. FYL

shorty311_fml 0

Sunday 26 April 2009 6:10

true FML right here.

footer35 0

Sunday 26 April 2009 8:01

lmao #22 valid point;)

suckingatlife 9

Sunday 26 April 2009 10:02

im sorry hope everything works out :(

rt523 0

Monday 27 April 2009 6:37

uhg! that sux! who said the OP lived with her bf? but if you do, i agree with #11! live it up! have some fun and relax all day while he gets some work done!

DankJemo 0

Monday 27 April 2009 14:55

Ouch, I hope he didn't take the job. If I found out they fired my girl to hire me I would just say "no." It isn't a good idea to work together anyway, my ex and i worked together. It caused a lot of unneeded pressure in the relationship.

YouKindaSuck 0

Wednesday 3 June 2009 7:37

Poor bastard. He now has to work at a daycare with WHINEY little children. Geeze that must suck on top of his gf bitching at him fir the fact that she thinks she's better qualified... Pttshh... Women