Today, I received a friend request on Facebook from my biological father, who I have never met in my life. As I was scrolling through his hobbies and interests, I saw "Drinking," "Black women with big asses," and "Getting laid, lol." FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I found my biological father, who I have never met, on facebook and decided to message him. He blocked me. FML
Today, I received a friend request from a boyfriend I hadn't talked to in 20+ years. A few minutes later, he messaged me a picture of himself with a young woman at a strip club. My daughter. FML
Today, I found out that my dad recently created a Facebook account for himself. So I friended him. He refuses to accept my friend request. He did, however, accept my sister's. FML
Today, my father who left my family over 10 years ago and never contacted us or paid child support, poked me on Facebook. FML
Today, I got on Facebook and realized the only two friend requests I've had in 2 months are both from my parents. FML
Today, I received an email invitation to a dating web site. It was from my father-in-law. FML
Today, after nearly three years of no contact whatsoever, I received a Facebook notification from my father. Eager to see what he said, I pulled it up only to see a game request. He had run out of lives on Candy Crush. FML
Today, I realized I'm pregnant by a man who won't even accept my Facebook friend request. FML
Today, I was looking at my friend's dad's Facebook pictures because he recently posted a status update. I saw him at a bar with some ugly hooker that he was feeling up in almost every picture. After about 10 minutes of ridiculing and laughing at this ugly woman, I realize it's my mom in a wig. FML
Today, I logged onto Facebook and found out that my own mother unfriended me because she didn't want her new boyfriend to know that she had a daughter. FML
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Top comments
EvilDoll 7
well as long as you're not a black woman with a large bottom, I don't think you need to worry
twinny_sc 13
#12 you fail.
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Comments (156)
Cupcaken 0
There is a LOT of biological dads sucking on FML at the moment..
VasilisaUzhasnaj 29
More like being sucked.
dj_tricky 0
And your sucking a straw.
Lanceeden 12
Who's FML and when can I get some?
electricmaster 0
and irl too for that matter.
YayorNay 8
Poke him.
btnhdude 0
He probably poked a lot of people.
Lexi_Luvz_Ya 0
Deadshot108 0
In the butt.
btnhdude 0
what what? sing with me now!
Taurusbaybe 8
I think you're better off never meeting him.
tink92 3
reject the friend request...
alyslove 5
be thankful he didn't raise you!
tnlander 20
Am I your Dad?
DatWhiteGuy 0
Lol.
banana_buddy 6
LOL 27 IS EPIC WIN.
JohnBoyFsYL 10
The guy sounds like a boss to me.
morris96 0
i wish my dad was as cool as yours
VasilisaUzhasnaj 29
Sounds like you missed out on one helluva childhood, OP.
lemondrink 0
did you accept his friend request?