Today, I received a friend request on Facebook from my biological father, who I have never met in my life. As I was scrolling through his hobbies and interests, I saw "Drinking," "Black women with big asses," and "Getting laid, lol." FML
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Thanksgiving
Questions about your love life, a burnt turkey and the cousin who knows everything: Thanksgiving, a contact sport.
Today, I found my biological father, who I have never met, on facebook and decided to message him. He blocked me. FML
Today, I received a friend request from a boyfriend I hadn't talked to in 20+ years. A few minutes later, he messaged me a picture of himself with a young woman at a strip club. My daughter. FML
Today, I found out that my dad recently created a Facebook account for himself. So I friended him. He refuses to accept my friend request. He did, however, accept my sister's. FML
Today, my father who left my family over 10 years ago and never contacted us or paid child support, poked me on Facebook. FML
Today, I got on Facebook and realized the only two friend requests I've had in 2 months are both from my parents. FML
Today, I received an email invitation to a dating web site. It was from my father-in-law. FML
Today, after nearly three years of no contact whatsoever, I received a Facebook notification from my father. Eager to see what he said, I pulled it up only to see a game request. He had run out of lives on Candy Crush. FML
Today, I realized I'm pregnant by a man who won't even accept my Facebook friend request. FML
Today, I was looking at my friend's dad's Facebook pictures because he recently posted a status update. I saw him at a bar with some ugly hooker that he was feeling up in almost every picture. After about 10 minutes of ridiculing and laughing at this ugly woman, I realize it's my mom in a wig. FML
Today, I logged onto Facebook and found out that my own mother unfriended me because she didn't want her new boyfriend to know that she had a daughter. FML
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Top comments
EvilDoll 7
well as long as you're not a black woman with a large bottom, I don't think you need to worry
twinny_sc 13
#12 you fail.
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Comments (156)
boxyyyy 1
Hahaha that's screwed up
ciarabear 0
he should add "getting women pregnant and not calling them back, lol"
kingsian 15
"Papa was a rolling stone where ever he laid his hat was his home and when he died all he left was bills" Lol damn we got the same father is his name kynny black lol
preranapachhai 4
U got a nice dad
MissSarcasm01 18
This is why you have never met him.
CaroAurelia 12
Sounds like you're not missing much.
jiggleboy 9
I like how he sounds
MrAsquared100 14
Are you Ray Donovan?