Today, I received a call from the police about a car accident that I was a witness to. As the only witness who stopped to help, I was remembered by the other cars involved. They're blaming me for the accident. The cops want to talk. FML
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Last call, bad decisions and 3 a.m. texts you'll regret until noon. Cheers.
Today, I got called out of class to talk to some cops. Turns out my car was involved in a hit and run accident, while I was in school and there was no possible way it could have been me. But since they have no one else, it's my fault. FML
Today, a car hit me. I didn't get hurt, but someone called 911. The old woman who had hit me got out of the car with no problem to look at me, and gets back into the car. When the police arrive, she pulls out crutches and said I made strange faces and made her hit me. I got blamed. FML
Today, I crashed my car while racing backwards, so told my parents I was rear-ended. They made me call the police and file a report. I hope there were no cameras. FML
Today, I got a call from the police informing me that my car was involved in an accident outside my house. At least I can prove I was in another continent when it happened. FML
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Today, I got into an accident and my car was totaled. My friends then took me out to a bar for a drink to make me feel better. It appears that the police officer I'd spoken to had kept my I.D. by mistake and I couldn't get into the bar. FML
Today, after rolling my car on the highway, I witnessed several people stop and get out of their cars to take pictures. No one asked if I was okay, and I was the one who had to call 911 for myself. FML
Today, I was approached by a policeman who asked me if I was the owner of the green Camry. Turns out my parents decided to teach me a lesson for lying where I had been by reporting the car stolen. They also wouldn't answer my one phone call. FML
Today, I awoke to the sound of my neighbors attacking my car with a baseball bat accusing me of calling the cops on them. I did call the cops on them, after they screamed at me last night, drunkenly, to call the cops for them because they thought they were being robbed. FML
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FYLDeep 26
Unless you were throwing rocks at people's convertibles, you should be fine.
mmmskittles 3
Ah, justice at work.
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DynamicDave 11
Man, this week we've had a car roll down its own window and shout at someone (the mcdonald's fml) and now cars are remembering things! Am I missing something? All mine does is guzzle gas and break down.
Sinkhole 26
You obviously need to get a better car. OP's name is Nearis, she probably just misspelled Yaris; don't get yourself one of those, it might get blamed for an accident by the rest of cars involved. They must be Hondas.
DjSmoz 0
I had the same shit happen to me... just have the victim of the accident tell the truth.
LiLCarlson 3
Plus, if there is no damage on your car, it is obvious you cannot be responsible.
ChibiChibi_fml 28
No damage on the OP's car is not proof that they aren't responsible. If someone cuts you off in a manner that results in you having to slam on your breaks, which than causes the car behind you to hit you because their breaks didn't stop them in time, than the person who cut you off is technically the cause of the accident. However, their car is damage free. That's just an example there are others that can be thought of.
mudkipsan 19
In that case, the driver of the last car would be held liable for failing to maintain a safe distance from the car in front. It's fairly universal across the states that you must leave enough room between you and the car in front of you to be able to stop in time if they slam on their brakes. Many people get bit by this in accidents, because it is often not practical or possible. If there is evidence, the driver who cut off the car that got hit may be cited for reckless driving (or its local equivalent).
undeadqueen528 0
just cause there is no Damage to the ops car does not mean he or she didn't have anything to do with the accident.
Sheereen_Maarof 0
oh, there you go for being nice and honest!
A_to_z_0_to_9___ 0
I'm assuming it WASN'T your fault.
TheFlyingMan 8
You should of given them a little surprise, if you know what I mean.
Holly62 3
Nah there's no way this isn't going to work out for you, just be honest with the police (assuming the accident genuinely wasn't your fault, which by the sounds of it it wasn't), if the other people only THINK you were responsible when you weren't they're going to have no 'proof' whatsoever, so as long as you can state clearly and concisely what actually happened you win!
gtrgdss 0
what world are you living in? they don't invite you to the station to play tiddlywinks.
Holly62 3
Wait a minute I just reread that, you weren't even involved by the sounds of it you simply witnessed it! That's even better, like someone else said just be totally honest with everyone involved, victims, other witnesses and police, ps you never know they could've got the wrong person!
Holly62 3
Wait a minute I just reread that, you were only involved as a witness not actually in the accident, in which case it's even more in your favour, as I say be completely honest, clear and concise with everyone involved, police, victims and those other witnesses, someone else said that too :)