Today, I received a call from my wife. It would've been great if she hadn't left on a business trip three years ago. FML
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Thanksgiving
Questions about your love life, a burnt turkey and the cousin who knows everything: Thanksgiving, a contact sport.
Today, my wife came back from a three-day moms' retreat, and was mad I didn't immediately want to spend time with her. She called me 68 times (yes, I counted) while she was gone, so it was really like she never left. FML
Today, I went on the road for work for the first time in a very long time. I was enjoying lunch with coworkers when my phone got bombarded with calls and texts. Turns out my wife and my mother had gotten into a fight within two hours of me being away. FML
Today, my wife, who I haven’t seen for over a month because we both travel a lot for work, got home. The last thing she said to me was that she couldn't wait to get home because she just wants some alone time. FML
Today, my wife of 18 years and I went to a party. We arrived and left separately, and didn't even talk to one another while there. I miss her. FML
Today, I got a call from the guy I have been seeing. I wasn't him. It was his wife wondering why I have her husband's number. FML
Today, I was out of town on a work trip. I'd fought with my wife before leaving, and I felt bad, so I called her and poured my heart out, telling her how much I loved her. She sighed and said, "Okay, anyway…" and complained about bills and chores for ten minutes, then wouldn't say she loved me. FML
Today, I called one of my old coworkers to see how she was doing. My boyfriend answered the phone. FML
Today, I came home from a two-week overseas business trip. My wife was at work, but she came home for lunch. When she came in, she brushed right past me to hug and talk to her dog. When I mentioned it, she said, "But I haven't seen him all day!" FML
Today, my current wife left me for my ex-wife. FML
Today, my wife and I both spent a weekend away separately with our close friends. However, we ran into each other, unplanned, at the airport. She was with her girls and I was with my girlfriend. FML
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Paras_800 28
We need a follow up on this op.
Cads1 24
So what exactly does your wife do other than another man/woman?
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Comments (89)
firemedic841 11
"Sorry hunny, there's a hell of a delay with my flights and I haven't been able to charge my phone..."
HelloHolaBonjour_fml 11
or buisness trips can be long. my cousin went on a buisness trip for 5 years. but then again depends on what ops wifes job is
Acid85 7
That's not a business trip, it's a booty call.
lyzard223 8
Dying for the whole story!
dougierocks 13
Did she have credit cards or some way to know she was alive somewhere? Cellphone activity? Did you try calling her? Wtf...
bellajayzz 6
That's sad :(
powerranger123 12
"Hello,it's me... I was wondering, if after all these years you'd like to meet"