Today, my mom asked if I was seeing anyone. I launched into a description of my girlfriend, only for her to interrupt, saying that she meant a therapist, and the fact that I'd just made up a relationship was further proof that I needed one. I really do have a girlfriend. FML
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thatnucca
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You do! If she's a therapist, then it's a win-win situation for both parties...
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Alex94xela
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show her a vid of u 2 getting it on
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thatnucca
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You do! If she's a therapist, then it's a win-win situation for both parties...
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sexysterlingarch
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haha that's awesome
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Mitcha857
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damn sterling you get hated on for no reason!
ok OP do you have a picture to prove you mother wrong? and if you do tell her she needs to be the one seeing a therapist
ok OP do you have a picture to prove you mother wrong? and if you do tell her she needs to be the one seeing a therapist
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sexysterlingarch
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22 yea I kno my comments always get thumbs down but I don't really care because I'm just saying what I want..
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TurnpikeTwister
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Just take them out to dinner so they can actually meet; if your mother is crazy / a bitch it's definitely better to use a neutral locale, otherwise I'd say have her over...
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nivekcizia123
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Lol i dont get it? ;)
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bagginzy
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At least it wasn't, "she was right; I don't have a girlfriend"
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CasualZombie
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sure, you keep telling yourself that.
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ILoveTabz
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I have been reminded of spongebob
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aurynforever
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what's a spongebob?
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landonlasater
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46- now you're going to say what's a childhood
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TheDrummingResul
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what a bitch.
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TheDrummingResul
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what a bitch.
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Leatherandlace
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Redundant
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Alex94xela
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show her a vid of u 2 getting it on
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HyVriD
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You're a wise man son
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MrSexyPants
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How would she know the lady isn't a hooker?
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ColorfulDonut
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I'm sure you do. know let's go see that therapist, ok?
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starwind3438
| 9
Now let's go take you to an English teacher.
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Captainipples
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Ha.
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YacL
| 15
Ha.
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DoubleEdgedBlade
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Ha.
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joblessalex
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lame. combo breaker!
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DelilahV
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I'm gonna just go ahead and say "Ha."
Ha! Attack is super effective!
Ha! Attack is super effective!
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ImInABox
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Huzzah!
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hockeyrocks39
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Sounds like you might need a therapist because of your dysfunctional mother.
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YayorNay
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Bring home your girlfriend's panties for proof.
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khaya
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I have one to, "Stop struggling, Diane. Shoot, late for my therapist appointment. Now don't struggle too much or the handcuffs will cut you wrists."