By lovingpsychosis - 26/05/2011 07:53 - United Kingdom

Today, my mom asked if I was seeing anyone. I launched into a description of my girlfriend, only for her to interrupt, saying that she meant a therapist, and the fact that I'd just made up a relationship was further proof that I needed one. I really do have a girlfriend. FML
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thatnucca 36
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You do! If she's a therapist, then it's a win-win situation for both parties...

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Alex94xela 0

show her a vid of u 2 getting it on

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thatnucca 36
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You do! If she's a therapist, then it's a win-win situation for both parties...

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sexysterlingarch 1
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haha that's awesome

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Mitcha857 0
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damn sterling you get hated on for no reason! ok OP do you have a picture to prove you mother wrong? and if you do tell her she needs to be the one seeing a therapist

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sexysterlingarch 1
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22 yea I kno my comments always get thumbs down but I don't really care because I'm just saying what I want..

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TurnpikeTwister 0
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Just take them out to dinner so they can actually meet; if your mother is crazy / a bitch it's definitely better to use a neutral locale, otherwise I'd say have her over...

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nivekcizia123 0
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Lol i dont get it? ;)

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bagginzy 14
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At least it wasn't, "she was right; I don't have a girlfriend"

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CasualZombie 6

sure, you keep telling yourself that.

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ILoveTabz 0

I have been reminded of spongebob

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aurynforever 14

what's a spongebob?

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landonlasater 3
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46- now you're going to say what's a childhood

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TheDrummingResul 0

what a bitch.

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TheDrummingResul 0

what a bitch.

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Leatherandlace 0

Redundant

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Alex94xela 0

show her a vid of u 2 getting it on

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HyVriD 5
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You're a wise man son

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MrSexyPants 14

How would she know the lady isn't a hooker?

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ColorfulDonut 7
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I'm sure you do. know let's go see that therapist, ok?

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starwind3438 9
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Now let's go take you to an English teacher.

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Captainipples 0

Ha.

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joblessalex 0
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lame. combo breaker!

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DelilahV 0
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I'm gonna just go ahead and say "Ha." Ha! Attack is super effective!

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hockeyrocks39 0
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Sounds like you might need a therapist because of your dysfunctional mother.

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YayorNay 8
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Bring home your girlfriend's panties for proof.

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khaya 9
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I have one to, "Stop struggling, Diane. Shoot, late for my therapist appointment. Now don't struggle too much or the handcuffs will cut you wrists."

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