By lovingpsychosis - 26/05/2011 07:53 - United Kingdom

Today, my mom asked if I was seeing anyone. I launched into a description of my girlfriend, only for her to interrupt, saying that she meant a therapist, and the fact that I'd just made up a relationship was further proof that I needed one. I really do have a girlfriend. FML
I agree, your life sucks 44 031
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You do! If she's a therapist, then it's a win-win situation for both parties...

show her a vid of u 2 getting it on

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You do! If she's a therapist, then it's a win-win situation for both parties...

haha that's awesome

damn sterling you get hated on for no reason! ok OP do you have a picture to prove you mother wrong? and if you do tell her she needs to be the one seeing a therapist

22 yea I kno my comments always get thumbs down but I don't really care because I'm just saying what I want..

Just take them out to dinner so they can actually meet; if your mother is crazy / a bitch it's definitely better to use a neutral locale, otherwise I'd say have her over...

Lol i dont get it? ;)

At least it wasn't, "she was right; I don't have a girlfriend"

sure, you keep telling yourself that.

I have been reminded of spongebob

aurynforever 11

what's a spongebob?

46- now you're going to say what's a childhood

show her a vid of u 2 getting it on

You're a wise man son

How would she know the lady isn't a hooker?

I'm sure you do. know let's go see that therapist, ok?

Now let's go take you to an English teacher.

lame. combo breaker!

I'm gonna just go ahead and say "Ha." Ha! Attack is super effective!

Sounds like you might need a therapist because of your dysfunctional mother.

Bring home your girlfriend's panties for proof.

I have one to, "Stop struggling, Diane. Shoot, late for my therapist appointment. Now don't struggle too much or the handcuffs will cut you wrists."