FML : Today, I received 5 missed calls from a florist stating that they were having problems delivering a bouquet from my ex. I was thrilled at the idea of a...

Today, I received 5 missed calls from a florist stating that they were having problems delivering a bouquet from my ex. I was thrilled at the idea of a reconciliation. Turns out however that he just got mine and his new girlfriend's phone numbers confused. FML

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

By Anonymous - / Wednesday 26 June 2013 07:09 / Australia

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By Pleonasm | 31

#5553404 - Wednesday 26 June 2013 04:00

You should move on at this point, OP.

By Setareh23 | 34

#5553423 - Wednesday 26 June 2013 04:08

Maybe he's trying to make you feel jealous?

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By Pleonasm | 31

#5553404 - Wednesday 26 June 2013 04:00

You should move on at this point, OP.

SWhimsynBubbaS | 14

#5553489 - Wednesday 26 June 2013 04:48

That's exactly what I was thinking. If OP is still getting "thrilled" by these kinds of things, maybe it's time to move on. Especially when it was for his new girlfriend... I mean, there is a reason why he is your ex, right?

thatkidhesh | 11

#5553492 - Wednesday 26 June 2013 04:51

his loss! move on OP, guarantee there's love out there for you :)

vegeta77 | 4

#5553592 - Wednesday 26 June 2013 06:24

Her boyfriend is probably like these other cold people who have dulled their emotions through multiple relationships.

Dynosaur_dollie | 38

#5553691 - Wednesday 26 June 2013 07:28

or her ex is like many other people and just moved on. Moving on after a failed relationship is a healthy thing, it doesn't make you 'cold'. I think op needs to do just that, move on.

Rougeee | 6

#5554408 - Thursday 27 June 2013 04:55

She said she was happy at the idea of reconciliation; that doesn't mean getting back together. Maybe they had a bad split and she just wants to get over any harsh feelings.

By softrally | 15

#5553406 - Wednesday 26 June 2013 04:01

How can he not use different names for the two of you in his phone's contacts?

Axipiter | 24

#5553773 - Wednesday 26 June 2013 08:20

He probably just lists his girlfriend as "Babe".

B1ackthesun | 31

#5554502 - Thursday 27 June 2013 06:37

Exactly! Who can he keep up? Babe1 Babe7 it's all the same.

B1ackthesun | 31

#5554505 - Thursday 27 June 2013 06:40

*how

By lennox23 | 6

#5553407 - Wednesday 26 June 2013 04:01

he ain't shit

biggestfan23 | 11

#5553434 - Wednesday 26 June 2013 04:12

#3 oh and you know him personally?

Dynosaur_dollie | 38

#5553695 - Wednesday 26 June 2013 07:29

You're right he's most likely human.

By naxeeb | 32

#5553416 - Wednesday 26 June 2013 04:06

My condolences OP, but honestly, I believe you should move on, its high time that you should.

By alblynne | 8

#5553418 - Wednesday 26 June 2013 04:06

Yikes.

By Setareh23 | 34

#5553423 - Wednesday 26 June 2013 04:08

Maybe he's trying to make you feel jealous?

By Pauschinator | 22

#5553426 - Wednesday 26 June 2013 04:10

You should do what your heart desires.

lilhellian | 26

#5553447 - Wednesday 26 June 2013 04:18

And if he's "ex" for a good reason? The heart is conflicting.

By laughmaster | 9

#5553431 - Wednesday 26 June 2013 04:11

That, but I don't know many people who confuse their ex's number for their current girlfriend, maybe it was subconscious, and he was thinkin of you all along

By Jac_d_ipper | 10

#5553433 - Wednesday 26 June 2013 04:12

Just tell the florists that you know the intended recipient and to deliver the flowers to you. Then tactfully turn the bouquet into one suitable for condolence and arrange to deliver it to your ex's new gf. Later sit back and enjoy the moment ;-p

vegeta77 | 4

#5553605 - Wednesday 26 June 2013 06:30

What does that gibberish mean?

By perdix | 29

#5553435 - Wednesday 26 June 2013 04:12

Stupid is as stupid does. You probably dodged a bullet by not ending up with that one. On the other hand, he'd probably be too dumb to cheat on you -- accidentally showing up at home instead of meeting his mistress at the motel.