By Anonymous - Australia
Today, I received 5 missed calls from a florist stating that they were having problems delivering a bouquet from my ex. I was thrilled at the idea of a reconciliation. Turns out however that he just got mine and his new girlfriend's phone numbers confused. FML
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  SWhimsynBubbaS  |  14

That's exactly what I was thinking. If OP is still getting "thrilled" by these kinds of things, maybe it's time to move on. Especially when it was for his new girlfriend... I mean, there is a reason why he is your ex, right?


or her ex is like many other people and just moved on. Moving on after a failed relationship is a healthy thing, it doesn't make you 'cold'. I think op needs to do just that, move on.

  Rougeee  |  6

She said she was happy at the idea of reconciliation; that doesn't mean getting back together. Maybe they had a bad split and she just wants to get over any harsh feelings.

By  Jac_d_ipper  |  10

Just tell the florists that you know the intended recipient and to deliver the flowers to you. Then tactfully turn the bouquet into one suitable for condolence and arrange to deliver it to your ex's new gf. Later sit back and enjoy the moment ;-p

By  perdix  |  29

Stupid is as stupid does.

You probably dodged a bullet by not ending up with that one. On the other hand, he'd probably be too dumb to cheat on you -- accidentally showing up at home instead of meeting his mistress at the motel.