Love: Today, I received 5 missed calls from a florist stating that...

By Anonymous - 26/06/2013 07:09 - Australia

Today, I received 5 missed calls from a florist stating that they were having problems delivering a bouquet from my ex. I was thrilled at the idea of a reconciliation. Turns out however that he just got mine and his new girlfriend's phone numbers confused. FML

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By just say you want to leave! - 02/10/2023 16:00

Today, I got a bouquet of beautiful flowers from someone I'd never heard of. My boyfriend flipped his shit and stormed out, calling me a cheater. I called the flower shop. Turns out he made a fake order, just so he could accuse me of cheating and dump me. FML

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By eleonor - 02/12/2008 04:57 - France

Today, I sent a text message to my boyfriend, saying, "Come over in an hour, I love you." An hour later, the doorbell rang. It was my ex, looking happy and still as smitten with me as before, with a bunch of roses. I'd got the wrong number. My ex and my boyfriend have the same name. FML

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By Marco - 22/02/2023 12:00

Today, I sent flowers to my ex, scheduled to be delivered after work in the evening. She texted me at midday thanking me for the flowers. I looked at my shipping order and they haven’t been sent yet. FML

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By scumbag - 05/11/2009 10:12 - United States

Today, I got a call from the guy I have been seeing. I wasn't him. It was his wife wondering why I have her husband's number. FML

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By Anna - 02/07/2009 13:31 - United States

Today, I called back a number I recently missed a call from. To my surprise, it was the number of my boyfriend's fiancé. I've been with him 4 years, he's been with her for 6. Turns out, not only is he a cheating jerk, but technically I'M the other woman. FML

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By Anonymous - 27/01/2011 02:53 - United States

Today, I got my phone fixed and the lady who was working on it somehow resent all the old text messages in my outbox. One was to my ex saying, "I love you." FML

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By anonymous - 16/02/2015 12:57 - Australia - Rockdale

Today, I received a bunch of flowers from my 'lover'. This would be fine, except that I don't have a lover, and my boyfriend now thinks I'm cheating. FML

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By Soontobeex - 15/09/2009 21:44 - United States

Today, I decided to go through my husband's phone to make sure I invited everyone to the surprise party I was planning for him. There were a few I had missed so I called to let them know about it. The last number I called was his girlfriend. FML

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By nightowl506 - 21/11/2011 07:22 - United States

Today, I received gorgeous orchids from my long distance boyfriend. I was excited about it and told my parents. They still are convinced I have no boyfriend and I mailed the flowers to myself. FML

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By fmylovelife - 27/06/2011 23:45 - United States

Today, I surprised my girlfriend with roses. She surprised me by getting back together with her ex. FML

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Wednesday 26 June 2013 16:00

You should move on at this point, OP.

Setareh23 34

Wednesday 26 June 2013 16:08

Maybe he's trying to make you feel jealous?

Comments

WhiteCrimson 23

Wednesday 26 June 2013 23:33

At least he is still thinking of you....

ninany63 9

Wednesday 26 June 2013 23:34

Time to send flowers to him saying **** you:)

lifesucks1217 6

Wednesday 26 June 2013 23:57

wish the best for you OP

Kc1001 14

Thursday 27 June 2013 1:42

It happens. You'll get over him.

dragonflyy_86 7

Thursday 27 June 2013 3:09

He probably did this on purpose to make you think he's seeing someone ...

kristabelli 19

Thursday 27 June 2013 4:33

That does suck, OP. How disappointing that must have been after getting all excited. And embarrassing!

Sinistra_Blue 12

Thursday 27 June 2013 6:59

And some of those fish are scaley, repulsive creatures that swim on the bottom of the ocean. Or as I like to call them, West Virginians. >.>

bouncyhouse 2

Saturday 29 June 2013 11:07

i am so sorry for you. i know each and every single one of us here has an ex that if they got those phone calls would be thrilled by and then crushed. My advice: Go buy yourself the flowers you would have picked anyways. Then a nice big bottle of wine. You deserve something nice. No reason to wait for someone else to do it for you.