Today, I realized why my 50 year old Dad's 30 something girlfriend looked so familiar. She is in all my parents wedding photos... as the flower girl. FML
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Today, as I was perusing old photos with my mother, I found one of her with a "childhood friend" at her wedding to my dad. Now I know where my green eyes and blotchy neck birthmark came from, and it's not from the man I’ve been calling "dad" for 40 years. FML
Today, I learned my 40 year old father is marrying a girl barely a year and a half older than me. She told me not to be afraid to call her mom. I was torn between punching her in the face and vomiting. FML
Today, a friend pointed out to me that my girlfriend of five years looks a bit like my mom. She does, and now I can't get it out of my head. FML
Today, I found out that my husband only dated me because I look like what he thought the daughter he had with his first wife might look like when she's grown up. FML
Today, I learned who my dad's new fiancée is. Upon meeting her she exclaimed, "My, I haven't seen you in a while!" She's my ex-boyfriend's mom. FML
Today, my dad married his fiancée, who insists I call her "Mom." I'm three years older than her, and went to the same high school. She's taking me shopping next week to buy me "something nice." FML
Today, I found out that my 50-year-old Father is the 'Sugar Daddy' to a 20-year-old. He wasted my college funds on her, which I have been dutifully saving for ever since I was 10. FML
Today, according to my wife of 30 years, I'm finally old enough that I look, smell, sound and act like my father. FML
Today, I got very dressed up and was excited for my uncle's wedding. While standing in line for photos, I heard my dad's voice from behind me say "Who's the hot chick in the brown dress?" My uncle responds "Uh, that's your daughter." Silence. FML
Today, I realized that my mom has not had a date, or had sex, in 50 years. I've become her 'Husband-Son'. FML
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akiranozaki 0
That's gross. FYL indeed.
smiller0789 3
Dude... usually the flowergirl is related to either the bride or groom. Nast
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Comments (94)
zander09 0
So what?
LoveDemon 19
Way to go , flower girl !!!
Thanitos 0
That's kind of screwed up, but really has nothing to do with your life let alone being FML worthy... unless your father is forcing you into a 3-way with her or something.
FromCFL 0
How does your dad's gf **** up your life?
Peroxide 3
He deflowered her. I see what I did there.
Maxine17 8
I like what you did there
whoomps 0
#1 already did that
KosmoK 0
Mmmm... Rape.
bexox 0
At age 30? Not really. I can't say about this case because I don't know them, but in their 30s most women aren't gold-diggers.
perdix 31
Your 50-year-old Mom can't be happy about this! Does this former flower girl have a daughter? If so, you know who your 70-year-old dad will be hooking up with.
outbackbyrd 7
Hahaha cold, yet humorously truthful
Starfire22 5
Ewww I think the op is just creeped out that her dad's new gf is that young
blastvortex 4
What's the matter? Is she a bitch or something? I can't see what you're whining about. It's not like he's a pedophile or something, or else I doubt he would be interested in somebody who's 30 years old. There's nothing wrong here unless she's a gold digger, and you've given me nothing to believe hat she is. Let your dad be. It's time to get over yourself and move along. Come back if you can think of a real FML for a change.
monnanon 14
i suppose the fml is the fact that the OP's dad knew his now girlfriend when she was a child which is slightly iffy. I think it would be a bit creepy if he knew the flower girl her whole life, watched her grow up, then starting dating her when she was older.
mizu22 0
#29, #14 can speak his mind. and, #9 was making a generalized statement so #14 was alright by responding to it. so, really, there is no need for YOUR comment #29. that does suck OP, I'm sorry