Today, I realized why I never hear my voice echoing when I sing to my boyfriend on Skype; he just mutes me. FML
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Wild Nights Out
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Today, I was singing in a terrible voice on purpose during a Zoom call from school, thinking I was on mute. I carried on, until a message saying, "The host has muted you" appeared on my screen. FML
Today, I noticed that my girlfriend has a deeper voice than I do. FML
Today, I told my boyfriend he is good at singing. Now he won't stop. FML
Today, my friend was confiding all her problems to me over Skype. I pressed the mute button so I could let out a fart, forgetting I'd already muted it earlier. I broke several minutes of my own silence with a devastating wet one. Now she won't talk to me. FML
Today, I was having a heated argument with my boyfriend over the phone. Mid-sentence, I yelled, “You never listen to me!” Alexa, from across the room, replied, “I’m listening.” My boyfriend started laughing so hard that he hung up. FML
Today, my boyfriend was having a really bad day, so I decided to call him and try to calm him down. At one point, I thought it would be sweet to sing him a song since he claimed to love my voice. Before I could get half way through, he told me to shut up because I was getting on his nerves and just making things worse. FML
Today, my roommate eavesdropped on me singing. When I realized he was there, he said I was "fucking incredible" and asked me to do another song. There's just one issue: I only sing well when I'm alone. The result was predictably bad. If it was possible to literally die of embarrassment, I wouldn't be writing this. FML
Today, after I had watched a few videos of myself, I realized the sound of my own voice is the single most annoying thing I have ever heard. FML
Today, I butt-dialed my ex-boyfriend while venting to my best friend about how hot but emotionally unavailable he is. I realized this when there was a lull in the conversation and I heard his tinny little voice coming out of the phone, saying, "I can hear you." FML
Today, I discovered my boyfriend listens way better in his sleep than he does when he's awake. FML
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Top comments
tdawg91 17
Well...... Take a hint?
SuperMew 22
Have you asked him if he likes to be sung to?
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Comments (93)
fxxth 16
I would've never even had the courage to sing to my boyfriend...if I had one that is, but that's besides the point. At least you were brave enough to think you were singing to him..props to you ^_^
illusong 16
You can make a birthday/ anniversary video for your bf. Start out with some pics of you guys and then hit it up with a video of you singing. Even if you sound horrible your bf will think it's super cute and sweet.
worldclassrager 41
He just wants to look at you...not hear you...it's nothing personal
AnyaS 19
Reminds me of how Hyde feels about Jackie on That '70s Show.
worldclassrager 41
I was hoping that would show up thanks 23
acke01 14
Singing over skype sounds horrible! It doesn't have to be you
Emzinatorbot 26
maybe he's being nice and doesn't want to say youre bad
apineapple 40
Sometimes it is better to say something than "be nice" and not say something at all.
hellowisaid 15
Why would you sing to him in first place
Jinxsie 27
Lullaby? At least that's what I think.
KuzzBuzz3 15
so... no more serenading I assume?
sullivankeara 25
Sing your heart out girl
Pyrithium 8
I'm a moron.
scottyboy417 19
There are only so many options he had. He could have told you you were bad or lied and said you were amazing. Letting you believe what you wanted to was a good call in my opinion.
michael_wells831 16
Maybe listening to people sing isn't his thing maybe he likes a different genre