Today, I realized why I never hear my voice echoing when I sing to my boyfriend on Skype; he just mutes me. FML
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Today, I was singing in a terrible voice on purpose during a Zoom call from school, thinking I was on mute. I carried on, until a message saying, "The host has muted you" appeared on my screen. FML
Today, I noticed that my girlfriend has a deeper voice than I do. FML
Today, I told my boyfriend he is good at singing. Now he won't stop. FML
Today, my friend was confiding all her problems to me over Skype. I pressed the mute button so I could let out a fart, forgetting I'd already muted it earlier. I broke several minutes of my own silence with a devastating wet one. Now she won't talk to me. FML
Today, I was having a heated argument with my boyfriend over the phone. Mid-sentence, I yelled, “You never listen to me!” Alexa, from across the room, replied, “I’m listening.” My boyfriend started laughing so hard that he hung up. FML
Today, my boyfriend was having a really bad day, so I decided to call him and try to calm him down. At one point, I thought it would be sweet to sing him a song since he claimed to love my voice. Before I could get half way through, he told me to shut up because I was getting on his nerves and just making things worse. FML
Today, my roommate eavesdropped on me singing. When I realized he was there, he said I was "fucking incredible" and asked me to do another song. There's just one issue: I only sing well when I'm alone. The result was predictably bad. If it was possible to literally die of embarrassment, I wouldn't be writing this. FML
Today, after I had watched a few videos of myself, I realized the sound of my own voice is the single most annoying thing I have ever heard. FML
Today, I butt-dialed my ex-boyfriend while venting to my best friend about how hot but emotionally unavailable he is. I realized this when there was a lull in the conversation and I heard his tinny little voice coming out of the phone, saying, "I can hear you." FML
Today, I discovered my boyfriend listens way better in his sleep than he does when he's awake. FML
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Top comments
tdawg91 17
Well...... Take a hint?
SuperMew 22
Have you asked him if he likes to be sung to?
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Comments (93)
wallamanut 14
or he just doesn't have a shitty mic that echos everything back to you. I very rarely even hear the echo ever. Don't just make assumptions, OP :3
USxWolfCatxUK 16
What if he was wearing headphones? You wouldn't hear the echo if he was wearing headphones. And if it was voice chat instead of video chat, then he could get away with wearing them without you noticing them. Don't jump to conclusions.
thewife5 19
Who wants to skype with someone who sings to them all the time?
asm9296 3
hahahahahahaha!
queenjordan777 3
Thats so sad omg dump him like now