Today, I realized the reason my 20-year-old daughter has been so moody and aggressive is because she missed the promotional My Little Pony toys at McDonald's. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my 18 year-old daughter comes home, telling me she has been fired from her job at McDonalds. The reason? They had iCarly Happy Meal toys and she couldn't resist stealing one. FML
Today, I went to McDonald's and ordered a Happy Meal with a girl's toy. The high school girls behind the counter said I was too old to be served one, and I had to go home and explain to my sick daughter why she didn't get her toy. FML
Today, my daughter had a meltdown when I told her I donated some of her old toys to Goodwill. It turns out Toy Story has taught her that toys have feelings and that she has a meaningful relationship with them. She's in her teens. FML
Today, my 15-year-old son begged me to pre-order the next season of My Little Pony. FML
Today, after waiting for years for my oldest daughter to grow out of Twilight, my younger daughter discovered it. FML
Today, my husband and our 4-year-old daughter were watching My Little Pony. When her favorite character angrily screamed, "You're going to love me!", she looked at him with a perplexed look. My husband then responded, "And THAT'S how I met your mommy!" FML
Today, my two year old daughter did not want to leave the toy store, when I picked her up she started screaming at the top of her lungs, "YOU'RE NOT MY DADDY!". FML
Today, my 6-year-old daughter threw a tantrum in the middle of a store, all because I wouldn't buy her a pushup bra. FML
Today, I bought my niece a plush My Little Pony figure for her birthday. Only after she unwrapped it did I realize that it was meant to be a sex toy for grown men. FML
Today, I took my 5-year-old daughter to the play place at McDonald's but I had to keep her busy, instead of letting her play. A mom was teaching her 3-year-old daughter how to pole dance, using the play place's poles. FML
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SkoomaKi 28
I missed a promotional Pokémon toy...I feel her pain.
goldfishgod 20
Can you blame her?
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Comments (269)
perdix 31
I'll pledge 50 more cents, so that Noor can enjoy something off the Dollar Menu. If only McDonald's sold Eggos, huh?
BVBarmyForever 0
Reminds me of my 13-year-old BOYfriend.
Thatgirl299 15
How is this related to the fml?
OkitaCockroach 19
I only got Fluttershy, Pinkie Pie and Rarity. My goal was Cheerilee. FML.
littlegold 7
I used to know all their names too... :)
xxmuzicfreakxx 5
Psh. I got lily blossom. I wanted fluttershy :(
ch3s 4
49 I am a teenage dude and I STILL know all their names. Almost.
obsydian_fml 3
Id be moody and upset too. C'mon. PONIES!
zombicidal 11
did they have derpy if not I would want fluttershy or rainbow dash
TheFamilyElf 17
Oh, we all have our quirks. Some people collect stamps or dead butterflies or bottle caps, your 20 year old daughter likes cheap, plastic, multicolored ponies. Be glad THAT's what's she's into.
rubberduckie94 13
I collect wait for it........rubber duckies!
Softballchhickk 11
my little pony is the shit..
Softballchhickk 11
tell it again.
SkoomaKi 28
You're luckier than the person who found the divorce papers in a Easter egg hunt!
CoolRainbowdash 15
I only got Rainbow Dash
shutupanddance 0
Same here! I needed an Applejack, too!
brandonwong 18
Lucky! I got Rarity! :( I wanted AJ or RD!
hykwon0812 2
There was probably someone she liked at th store