Today, I realized the reason my 20-year-old daughter has been so moody and aggressive is because she missed the promotional My Little Pony toys at McDonald's. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my 18 year-old daughter comes home, telling me she has been fired from her job at McDonalds. The reason? They had iCarly Happy Meal toys and she couldn't resist stealing one. FML
Today, I went to McDonald's and ordered a Happy Meal with a girl's toy. The high school girls behind the counter said I was too old to be served one, and I had to go home and explain to my sick daughter why she didn't get her toy. FML
Today, my daughter had a meltdown when I told her I donated some of her old toys to Goodwill. It turns out Toy Story has taught her that toys have feelings and that she has a meaningful relationship with them. She's in her teens. FML
Today, my 15-year-old son begged me to pre-order the next season of My Little Pony. FML
Today, after waiting for years for my oldest daughter to grow out of Twilight, my younger daughter discovered it. FML
Today, my husband and our 4-year-old daughter were watching My Little Pony. When her favorite character angrily screamed, "You're going to love me!", she looked at him with a perplexed look. My husband then responded, "And THAT'S how I met your mommy!" FML
Today, my two year old daughter did not want to leave the toy store, when I picked her up she started screaming at the top of her lungs, "YOU'RE NOT MY DADDY!". FML
Today, my 6-year-old daughter threw a tantrum in the middle of a store, all because I wouldn't buy her a pushup bra. FML
Today, I bought my niece a plush My Little Pony figure for her birthday. Only after she unwrapped it did I realize that it was meant to be a sex toy for grown men. FML
Today, I took my 5-year-old daughter to the play place at McDonald's but I had to keep her busy, instead of letting her play. A mom was teaching her 3-year-old daughter how to pole dance, using the play place's poles. FML
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SkoomaKi 28
I missed a promotional Pokémon toy...I feel her pain.
goldfishgod 20
Can you blame her?
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Comments (269)
baked_goods 5
Everyone needs a hobby, but a reaction like that is over the top. She should really learn to control and channel her anger. Also, MLP:FIM is a show for children, so it's really sad to know she raged over collectables from that. Maybe it's time to sit her down and talk to her about what's expected of mature adults behavior-wise. I hope this helps before a bunch of butthurt bronies start voting me down or threatening my physical well-being because their "love and tolerance" is really just synonymous with "hate and trolling" to nearly all of them.
nniikkaayy 4
pretty sure mlp:fim is awesome. i got all the toys. i'm a 20 year old. i like pokemon too. problem?
jujubunni5 9
I'd be upset too!
bkisbest96 1
YOLO
linkinpark98 24
She isn't the only one who missed it. :( *sniff sniff*
AdrianEC 15
FYL - She should've "manned" up and gotten the toys for herself. YDI - Implying that liking My Little Pony: FiM is a bad thing.
Skelebitch 0
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Adam0007 0
They never grow up, do they?
bosu_no_youna 0
*brohoof*
AquaMarinara 0
I LOVE MY LITTLE PONY. I'm waiting on episode 24. I just got done re-watching season 1, episode 2. I love Pinkie Pie.
xxmuzicfreakxx 5
Best pinkie episode is the one where she goes crazy cause nopony wanted to go to gummys after birthday party