Today, I realized the reason my 20-year-old daughter has been so moody and aggressive is because she missed the promotional My Little Pony toys at McDonald's. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my 18 year-old daughter comes home, telling me she has been fired from her job at McDonalds. The reason? They had iCarly Happy Meal toys and she couldn't resist stealing one. FML
Today, I went to McDonald's and ordered a Happy Meal with a girl's toy. The high school girls behind the counter said I was too old to be served one, and I had to go home and explain to my sick daughter why she didn't get her toy. FML
Today, my daughter had a meltdown when I told her I donated some of her old toys to Goodwill. It turns out Toy Story has taught her that toys have feelings and that she has a meaningful relationship with them. She's in her teens. FML
Today, my 15-year-old son begged me to pre-order the next season of My Little Pony. FML
Today, after waiting for years for my oldest daughter to grow out of Twilight, my younger daughter discovered it. FML
Today, my husband and our 4-year-old daughter were watching My Little Pony. When her favorite character angrily screamed, "You're going to love me!", she looked at him with a perplexed look. My husband then responded, "And THAT'S how I met your mommy!" FML
Today, my two year old daughter did not want to leave the toy store, when I picked her up she started screaming at the top of her lungs, "YOU'RE NOT MY DADDY!". FML
Today, my 6-year-old daughter threw a tantrum in the middle of a store, all because I wouldn't buy her a pushup bra. FML
Today, I bought my niece a plush My Little Pony figure for her birthday. Only after she unwrapped it did I realize that it was meant to be a sex toy for grown men. FML
Today, I took my 5-year-old daughter to the play place at McDonald's but I had to keep her busy, instead of letting her play. A mom was teaching her 3-year-old daughter how to pole dance, using the play place's poles. FML
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SkoomaKi 28
I missed a promotional Pokémon toy...I feel her pain.
goldfishgod 20
Can you blame her?
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Comments (269)
aimeesea75 16
This is my future.
metil 8
I agree, your life sucks. Your daughter is one of the many embarrassments of the world today.
tpike1296 11
So much more embarrassing to the world for someone to watch MLP:FiM than for assholes to judge everyone for everything, right? SMH
tpike1296 11
I did too. Damnit! I wanted Rainbow Dash! I did, however, get my hands on Fluttershy.
MissingNO123 7
If this is really an fml, like legitimate not fake, then I feel sorry for OP, for being a D-bag and really just not accepting the fact that people do actually watch this show (and are mentally stable actual working, self-sustained people) and aren't just a big immature and childish group of gayhomofags.
jillybean555 5
Damn it! They're not promoting those anymore?
KageKaldaka 6
Hey don't be downing on her. I wish I would have been able to go to try to get/ ask for Fkuttershy, and I'm 18. And you know what? I'm brony and I know it Also the proper term is just brony, pegasisters are generally looked down upon by those female bronies who simply go by brony, at least from what I have seen on our beloved Internet. Al hail Celestia! All hail Luna!
KageKaldaka 6
Also I didn't et any of them, my family doesn't go to McDonald's and I don't have my license( the Internet is more important than a shiny car) so... Oh and also meant 17 not 18
killaninjah 1
I'm still angry I missed them!!!
Vicci_Love 6
Ey. Whoa. I'd be pissy too.
TheBestofHailey 2
Lmfaooo