Today, I realized that the "pimples" on my back weren't pimples at all. Because I was unable to see how bad they were for the last week, I never caught on to the fact the they were, in fact, ticks. FML
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Wild Nights Out
Last call, bad decisions and 3 a.m. texts you'll regret until noon. Cheers.
Today, I went to the doctor for what I thought was a persistent bug bite. Turns out it was a mole I'd never noticed. I had been scratching it then applying anti-itch cream for weeks. FML
Today, I found out that the little red dots all over my body aren't some horrible disease like I originally thought. They're bedbug bites. I've managed to not notice a huge infestation for 5 months. FML
Today, I was about to get in the shower, when I felt an odd itch in my navel. I saw what I thought was bellybutton lint, so I pulled on it, and quickly realized what I had between my fingers was a still-squirming, headless tick. FML
Today, I realized that the cute freckle I noticed a few weeks ago is actually a giant blackhead. FML
Today, I thought my face was breaking out with pimples, and I thought it was weird because I never break out. And I noticed all these "bug bites" all over my body. When I got home, I realized those weren't bug bites. I have chicken pox, and my high school graduation is tomorrow. FML
Today, I went to the Doctor's for a mole my husband had said was, "growing and changing color". It turned out to be a wood tick. My husband knew, but said it was too "icky" to take off himself. FML
Today, I found out the hard way that blood-filled deer ticks can look a lot like black jelly beans. FML
Today, I found a tick half-buried in my nipple. FML
Today, the pimples on my face are finally clearing up. They seem to have migrated to my ass. FML
Today, I was eating a packet of chips while watching TV. I saw a crumb on the table in front of me, so without thinking I picked it up and ate it. It wasn't a crumb. It was a tick. FML
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BluPenguin 3
WOW! that is just... nasty...
musicalibrary 4
Oh wow, that is pretty gross.
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Comments (215)
marierad 0
thats soooo gross. i almost threw up when i saw this. ewww. why would you not look in a mirror to see what was going on back there??? ewww. i hate ticks. theres very few things that freak me out but their one of them
Dooms_day 5
holy **** that sucks
silentmusic 0
same thing happened to me. i thought the tick was a scab and i didn't want to pull it off
kaddy13 0
thats just disgusting!!
ona25 0
CRAP! That.. is gross!
nootepie 5
Eww! I can feel them crawling!!
micmacmo11 0
I've had nightmares about that
HunterAlpha1 8
lol that is rich! but i am so lucky, ticks hate me. ticks never bite me, even though i often find them crawling on me. the last time i was bitten was a few weeks ago; i had gone to a picnic at the park, and when i got home a found a tic on me, but i was too tired to do anything about it, so i just went to bed. then next morning i woke up and found it on my bed, dead.
ilovetitties 0
FYL
LittleMissWendeB 0
that is so freaking gross