Today, I realized that the only boy who ever called me pretty was my 5-year-old brother. My sister then scolded him for lying. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I ate at a friend's house. Her 5-year-old son, who was at the table with us, looked at me and said quietly, "You're ugly." My friend told him off, causing him to cry, and shout, "But she isn't pretty!" FML
Today, I was eating out with my family. I have 2 brothers. Our waitress comes and says, "Look at those 3 handsome young men." I didn't think of it until my 5-year-old brother shouted, " She's a girl!'" FML
Today, I found out that the only girl who's ever called me cute or handsome is actually a compulsive liar. FML
Today, I was on the phone with my little sister as she explained that all these guys like her now that she's so skinny and beautiful. My mom must have overheard me tell my sister that at least I was a cuter child, because my mom laughed and said, "Yeah right, we had to buy you fat kid diapers." FML
Today, my mom took a picture of me. All she could say about the picture was, "At least your sister is pretty." FML
Today, I had to console my bawling 6-year-old son and explain that his sister was lying when she told him that when boys in our family turn 13, they turn into girls. I'm not sure who disappoints me more right now. FML
Today, my younger brother and I got into a fight over who the favorite child is. My mom overheard, came in the living room and said, "It's your little brother, now shut up." She was serious. FML
Today, my brother learned how to fake cry. I've been catching shit for everything I've done and said near him ever since. FML
Today, I went to pick up my little brother from his friend's house. When I got there, he ran off screaming that he didn't know me. His friend's parents believed him. FML
Today, I was at the mall with my little brother. I saw him touching some expensive objects, so I slapped his arm. I noticed he wasn't my brother when he started crying and his real mom slapped me in the face. FML
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Fortuitous 0
Family is the best because they always tell the truth.
I_iz_B_a_troll 24
Mm that's some sexy lungs, babe. Girl, I got an x Ray back at my place, you wanna see my 8 inch liver?
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Comments (79)
janelly16 7
awww haha I'm sorry
fap5v 2
Hey gurl, what's up?
funzcpl 0
u-g-l-y you ain't got no alibi....
loski87 4
^lol
Sileny 0
Aww, harsh. :(
lolaisagirl 0
aw your little brother is so sweet your sister is right to stop his lying at a young age..ahaha jk idk what you look like.
Nadinek98 0
that's when u tell Ur sister.. did u gain weight? Ur face looks...... uhhhh different
Zmeilerr 22
OP, you are the most beautiful thing I have ever laid eyes upon.
_lilhoney_ 0
if thats ur kid in the dp i would feel like an ass for saying that
chelseathompson 0
damnn, tough love!
Zabrielle 0
I once read on the internet that "people likes others because they're pretty, the advantage of being ugly is not being liked for that reason!" I think it's a very inspiring sentence. =)
Sweetpea137 0
its the same with big boobs... do you like cuz of my breast?
alicat72998 0
I agree with 72! My sister tells me that half the guys in my high-school only talk to me for my boobs.... :/
Zabrielle 0
Well at least, it was for me. =')
AlexBuda 0
YDI for being ugly OP!