Today, I realized that the "holla" tattoo I stupidly got on my lower lip five years ago isn't fading as I expected it to, and will probably contribute to my unemployment for years to come. FML
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Today, I found out the tattoo symbolising my marriage turned out to be more permanent than the marriage itself. FML
Today, I found out that the phrase I got tattooed on my lower back is misspelled. FML
Today, I got fired for having a visible tattoo on my neck. The tattoo in question is a scar from a surgery I had 2 months ago. The same one paid for by my employer's insurance and missed 2 weeks of work for. FML
Today, I finally figured out what I want to do for the rest of my life. Too bad my tattoos will prevent me from ever getting hired. Guess you were right, Mom. FML
Today, I got piss drunk. Being a tattoo artist, I came to the intoxicated conclusion that I could save much more money doing my own tattoos on myself. I now have my ex-boyfriend's name permanently on my thigh. It's not even spelled right. FML
Today, my 20-year-old came whining to me, asking why his job interviews keep going so poorly. I had to delicately explain that the "PIMP SLAP" tattoo he had put on his right hand recently may have something to do with it. FML
Today, despite my warnings and knowing I hate them, my wife got a trashy tattoo of an eye on her ankle, like she’s Count Olaf. How is she going to get a job with that thing? FML
Today, I got into trouble at work because a customer complained about my face tattoo, I don't have a face tattoo but I do have one behind my ear. Nonetheless, I still got written up and had to cover it with a band-aid, which ripped out hair when I took it off. FML
Today, I woke up after a long night of drinking with my friends. I vaguely remembered visiting a tattoo parlour, but nothing prepared me for the sight of the words "YOLO" and "MOFO" tattooed across the fingers of my left and right hands. Now I'm officially a bandwagoning douchebag. FML
Today, I was looking at tattoos and fell in love with a really cool looking one, so I decided to get it. I later showed it to a friend who is a cop. He informed me that it is a gang tattoo. I think I just put a target on my ankle. FML
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kiran_fml 5
Why would you EVER consider doing that??
Bill3485 3
at least youve come to grips with the stupidity of your purchase!
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Comments (185)
eruditecognition 10
If OP is a woman, why not just hide the tattoo with lipstick?
BunBunBabe 8
That would be pretty hard to make sure lipstick stays on thick the ENTIRE time you're working
FaraPjJammaz 13
If you're gonna tattoo yourself, at least tattoo smart.
mrsm13 11
Isn't it spelt "hola"
kewlkate 9
"holla" as in "holla at me, bro!"
pedophilepower 0
Ha u damnass
autumndawn1013 0
You should've gotten it on the inside of your lip. That's where I got one and no one sees it and I have two jobs lol
fthku 13
I have to ask, what's the point? I'm honestly asking you, not trying to be a schmuck. OP, I think the general consensus is that you deserve it. Since alcohol probably got you in this mess, try to drink loads of it again! maybe you'll wake up without a tattoo and a brand new job.
PandaPandamoneum 0
Theyre only bad if they are vulgar, say cuss words, stupid in general, or are gang related. Personally I love tattoos, just not the ones that are stupid
babyshaft408 8
Shoulda done the inside of ur lip. Dummy
peachezthelette 22
Tattoos dont fade...
OfficeNinja 5
Yes it will. I suggest letting your facial hair grow out to cover the mistake. Just keep your face lawn neatly trimmed and that is acceptable.
bankrupt 15
Save up for laser removal. I am no expert, having never had a tattoo, but I would imagine that tattoo removal is much more painful and expensive that actually getting the tattoo. Either that or spend the rest of your life flipping burgers, which frankly you deserve. How do you not realize that tattoos are permanent? My nephew is three years old and he knows that.
DocBastard 38
Correct. Laser tattoo removal takes many sessions (the number depends on the color and depth) at several hundred dollars per session. The patients I've seen say it hurts like a sunburn for a while.
bankrupt 15
Thank you for that information, Docbastard. People, now you know the facts about tattoo removal. Think before you ink.