Today, I realized that the full body wax I got two weeks ago that my wife told me would look sexy doesn't just make me look like a completely hairless ten-year-old boy. The ingrown hairs everywhere now make me look like someone with chicken pox. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I had my back waxed to deal with the uncontrollable hair growth. Afterwards, I broke out in numerous pimples where the hair used to be. Basically, a lose-lose situation. FML
Today, my fiancé asked me to do some manscaping. I got a little overzealous and now I look like a 12-year-old boy with razor burn. FML
Today, since we can’t go out due to the quarantine, my wife decided she wanted to shave my back with a razor. Two hours later, I have a sore back and I look like I'm wearing the front half of the worlds ugliest sweater vest. FML
Today, I was waxing my legs and somehow dropped an enormous dollop of hot wax on my naked crotch. I refused to yank it off, but still had to cut it off with scissors. So now I have a huge patch of pubic hair way shorter than the rest of it. It looks a right mess FML
Today, I shaved my legs for the first time in three weeks. It took half an hour, three disposable razors, and I cut my legs up so badly they look worse then they did when they were hairy. FML
Today, I decided to use an at-home waxing kit for the first time to get rid of the hair on my upper lip. After experiencing the trauma of waxing, I fell asleep. A few hours later, I woke up to see that I now have acne everywhere I had waxed. I have an acne mustache. FML
Today, it turned out the razor I used for manscaping wasn't as new and sharp as I'd thought. My entire crotch is now overcome with an unfathomable amount of razor burn. FML
Today, I was shaving my underarms, when I heard a noise. I quickly turned my head to see what it was and got the razor caught in my hair. I'm now sporting a very attractive bald patch. FML
Today, I realized my girlfriend has more hair on her abdomen than I have on mine. FML
Today, after much debate, I let my mom wax my eyebrows. Now I get to look super surprised until they grow back. FML
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Top comments
TaylorTotsYumm 10
Why would you ever want your man completely hairless? D;
lostforwhatever 0
Don't listen to your wife. EVER.
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Comments (80)
Divanacious 0
Lol Who made her Diva of the Year to announce hairless is the way to go, I prefer a hairy man especially in the chest area
ihatetwentyfours 0
exfoliate then moisturise it'll help
imprettyamazing 0
shoulda exfoliated!!
Squander 3
THey obviously removed his penis before beginning the wax, because I have no idea what kind of guy would wax his whole body. Or ANY part of him for that reason, including pubic regions and chest. Hair is normal and cool. Now let's try saying the same thing about women....XD
Dilwann 27
You disgust me. I wouldn't make my bf wax, but I doubt I'd mind him... idk, shaving his legs or something. Good that he's not too hairy, because I'm sure chest-/back- and other hair would be a turnoff. Double standards. Don't make them.
sami6_fml 0
hahaaa.
sverdell 0
What an obliging husband
Sleepy_Hallow 7
So women like chest hair after all. That makes me feel so much better.