Today, I realized that the full body wax I got two weeks ago that my wife told me would look sexy doesn't just make me look like a completely hairless ten-year-old boy. The ingrown hairs everywhere now make me look like someone with chicken pox. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I had my back waxed to deal with the uncontrollable hair growth. Afterwards, I broke out in numerous pimples where the hair used to be. Basically, a lose-lose situation. FML
Today, my fiancé asked me to do some manscaping. I got a little overzealous and now I look like a 12-year-old boy with razor burn. FML
Today, since we can’t go out due to the quarantine, my wife decided she wanted to shave my back with a razor. Two hours later, I have a sore back and I look like I'm wearing the front half of the worlds ugliest sweater vest. FML
Today, I was waxing my legs and somehow dropped an enormous dollop of hot wax on my naked crotch. I refused to yank it off, but still had to cut it off with scissors. So now I have a huge patch of pubic hair way shorter than the rest of it. It looks a right mess FML
Today, I shaved my legs for the first time in three weeks. It took half an hour, three disposable razors, and I cut my legs up so badly they look worse then they did when they were hairy. FML
Today, I decided to use an at-home waxing kit for the first time to get rid of the hair on my upper lip. After experiencing the trauma of waxing, I fell asleep. A few hours later, I woke up to see that I now have acne everywhere I had waxed. I have an acne mustache. FML
Today, it turned out the razor I used for manscaping wasn't as new and sharp as I'd thought. My entire crotch is now overcome with an unfathomable amount of razor burn. FML
Today, I was shaving my underarms, when I heard a noise. I quickly turned my head to see what it was and got the razor caught in my hair. I'm now sporting a very attractive bald patch. FML
Today, I realized my girlfriend has more hair on her abdomen than I have on mine. FML
Today, after much debate, I let my mom wax my eyebrows. Now I get to look super surprised until they grow back. FML
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Top comments
TaylorTotsYumm 10
Why would you ever want your man completely hairless? D;
lostforwhatever 0
Don't listen to your wife. EVER.
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Comments (80)
XbambiX 3
eewwwww...
tribridags 0
get a 6pak then is dont mata
perdix 31
If your 6-pack is covered by a thick mat of bear fur, how will she tell whether you have one or not? Or are you talking about beer? Getting women liquored up is a lot more convenient than going through the hard work of getting great abs.
demoon_fml 7
lol
justanotherbird 19
Hair on guys is sexy though.
token_blackguy 18
Ydi for being a tool.
PaddedWhiteRoom 0
dumbass
cufaoil 11
the only time a full body wax should be considered is if you're trying to raise money for charity other than that, no woman would ever convince me that it would be a good idea - proud to have hair
Shinygirlnz 1
Did your wife tell you to get the wax or did you go out and do it of your own accord and then she said it looked sexy to spare your feelings? Ew... I don't think I could look a man in the eye who would wax all his hair off for a fashion statement.
meanmachine511 0
estuped mikey
5t3ff1k4h 47
OP - Dude, exfoliate. Sheesh.
TheIrishJaneDoe 9
Agreed. More men need to discover the wonders of exfoliation.
kaycoo 0
I love love hairy guys the more the better i want to curl up against it i love it body hair is the best but a thick beard is amazing too that way we he can rub his beard in my... er well anyway op your wife did you wrong