Today, I realized that the full body wax I got two weeks ago that my wife told me would look sexy doesn't just make me look like a completely hairless ten-year-old boy. The ingrown hairs everywhere now make me look like someone with chicken pox. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I had my back waxed to deal with the uncontrollable hair growth. Afterwards, I broke out in numerous pimples where the hair used to be. Basically, a lose-lose situation. FML
Today, my fiancé asked me to do some manscaping. I got a little overzealous and now I look like a 12-year-old boy with razor burn. FML
Today, since we can’t go out due to the quarantine, my wife decided she wanted to shave my back with a razor. Two hours later, I have a sore back and I look like I'm wearing the front half of the worlds ugliest sweater vest. FML
Today, I was waxing my legs and somehow dropped an enormous dollop of hot wax on my naked crotch. I refused to yank it off, but still had to cut it off with scissors. So now I have a huge patch of pubic hair way shorter than the rest of it. It looks a right mess FML
Today, I shaved my legs for the first time in three weeks. It took half an hour, three disposable razors, and I cut my legs up so badly they look worse then they did when they were hairy. FML
Today, I decided to use an at-home waxing kit for the first time to get rid of the hair on my upper lip. After experiencing the trauma of waxing, I fell asleep. A few hours later, I woke up to see that I now have acne everywhere I had waxed. I have an acne mustache. FML
Today, it turned out the razor I used for manscaping wasn't as new and sharp as I'd thought. My entire crotch is now overcome with an unfathomable amount of razor burn. FML
Today, I was shaving my underarms, when I heard a noise. I quickly turned my head to see what it was and got the razor caught in my hair. I'm now sporting a very attractive bald patch. FML
Today, I realized my girlfriend has more hair on her abdomen than I have on mine. FML
Today, after much debate, I let my mom wax my eyebrows. Now I get to look super surprised until they grow back. FML
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TaylorTotsYumm 10
Why would you ever want your man completely hairless? D;
lostforwhatever 0
Don't listen to your wife. EVER.
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Comments (80)
GoldenViolin 3
Personally I agree with the wife. The only things I think look good hairy are arms, legs, and armpits(as long as it isn't a jungle of it!), and only if the hair isn't bear fur. I mean, ew. Women wax, shave, etc., why shouldn't men? So I don't really see this as an FML. :/
varkey 7
not only ten year old boys are hairless you know, unless you're talking about legs; I have never shaved except for my mustache but am naturally hairless all over except for my legs which have thin hair, and my head and eyebrows of course. I have a thin mustache but i only shave it every month. and no, I am not a prepubescent young boy, i'm 25. this isn't a condition unique to me, it's actually not all that rare according to my doctor (he said about 1 in 10,000 have it... ok maybe that is rare, but definitely not unheard of). but FYL about the ingrown hairs......
eternalsunlight 5
Bonus points for trying to make your wife happy and going through the pain of a full body wax just for her!! Except she needs to accept you as you are!!! I hope she at least liked it. It will all be over soon and you will be hairy once again. Hopefully the hair is on the outside of your skin though and not ingrown cause that sounds very painful!!!
TheSofaKing 7
Any man who wants to get waxed should see 40 Year Old Virgin. Any man who lets their wife talk them into body waxing is not much of a man.
elmorous 0
After a long day of walking my chicken, nothing beats a full body wax or exfoliation.
skyeyez9 25
55: I think native americans lack body and facial hair too. Well they have sime, but it is minimal like how you described in yourself.
aricababyy 22
uh...wow. like completely hairless? or or just the usuals? that must suck ass.
Kedy11 0
Ouch! Get the loofah and sum exfoliating body wash! Or just use tweezers. Either way, it's gonna hurt
5t3ff1k4h 47
Ooh. I wouldn't want to use tweezers to painfully extract what could quite possibly be an infected ingrown hair. It might work, but I'd think firstly that it would take a ridiculously long time since it's the whole body he's talking about, and secondly it would hurt like hell, wouldn't it? What guy's going to want tweezers near his junk?! Lol I guess in some cases scars could be left behind if the guy doesn't know how to do it right, too.
Nobody_Luvz_Me 0
look! its justin bieber :D
oliver86 8
bieber lol