Username
United States
Today, I realized that my wife is such a bitch normally, she's actually nicer when she is on her period. FML
Collection
Wild Nights Out
Last call, bad decisions and 3 a.m. texts you'll regret until noon. Cheers.
Same thing different taste
unappreciated husband
Pullman, United States
PMS
Today, my wife got her period. Every single time, she ends up asking me to go buy her some Midol after a few days of trying to tough it out, so I decided to buy her some ahead of time. She reacted by yelling at me for treating her like a child and implying that she couldn't go buy it herself. FML
Ka…
Glide, United States
Time
Today, after spending two days spiraling out of control with my thoughts and online searches over my husband not being attracted to me, and our marriage being over, I realized it was just the week before my period insanity. I get to know I'm gonna bleed when the intrusive thoughts start to win. Being a woman is so fun. FML
Anonymous
Brockton, United States
Today, my boyfriend and I were talking about being super heroes. He said I could be "The Period" because I'm a bitch. FML
thedeerman
United States
Today, I found out my wife and three daughters all have their period on seperate weeks. I now have no break from yelling. FML
It's not a murder scene I swear
Atlanta, United States
For better and for worse…
Today, my poor wife injured her back so severely she can no longer stand or pull up her pants by herself. I've been helping her as much as possible, but she wants to do everything herself, which I get. That was, until she started her period. So much blood… FML
Anonymous
San Francisco, United States
Today, my girlfriend tried to justify having a one night stand with some other guy, with the words, "I'm on my period, okay?!" She acted like I was crazy when I asked how the fuck that made any sense. FML
stoggie96
Wooster, United States
Today, I realized that both my husband and son refer to me as "the bitch." FML
Anonymous
Is it not your baby as well?
Today, I'm starting to realize my wife's baby loves me more than my wife. FML
Anonymous
Dallas, United States
No time for tears
Today, my wife caught me crying over her miscarriage and she started yelling and screaming at me to "man up" because she should be the sad one, not me. FML
what's a rimjob between friends?
Boston, United States
Today, at Walmart, a woman kept screaming at her husband for the most ridiculous reasons. My friend snickered that she must be on her period, prompting her to whirl around, storm over, and slap the hell out of me, thinking I was the one who said it. FML
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Big_Red_138 3
Well that puts an interesting twist on things...maybe she bleeds out some of the 'bitch cells'.
DjeePee 25
Hmm, yeah, your life sucks. But you are the one who decided to marry her, so, if her character always was like this, than you also deserve it. If she has changed through time, well, maybe it's time to save your marriage. Go talk to your wife, there might be a reason why she is acting like a bitch. If comunicating doesn't work, you could think about a divorce. Things aren't going well if you call your own wife a bitch, even if she acts like one.
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Comments (173)
bitchslapped22 14
Is that even possible?
House101 8
So glad I'm gay and won't have to deal with that stuff.
AwesomeNinjaGame 0
women are always different on their period
zarden 0
girls are bitchy before their period. pms stands for PRE menstral syndrom!
zarden 0
girls are bitchy before their period. pms stands for PRE menstral syndrom!
shadankium 1
that's actually a disease that some people are born with sooooo that's akward
SinfulRose 0
Make her sandwich maybe that will make her less bitchy lol
momo1972 3
that's not only your wife
camo97 0
That's the norm. They play nice until they get what they want. Do you have kids? If you don't, seriously think about leaving her. Don't waste more time being treated like sh!t
cieramc 0
It's PMS that makes a woman bitchy not her period although feeling like shit can contribute to anyone's bitchiness. OP have you ever thought of something called communication??? you need to figure out what's bothering her and what you can do to help so that you two can have a happier marriage.