Today, I realized that my husband and I are at that point in our marriage where "sleeping together" means scooting closer to each other in the bed. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I realized that I've been intentionally causing arguments with my husband because the spare bed is more comfortable. FML
Today, at last, my husband instigated sex for the first time since the honeymoon a few months ago when he started fondling me in bed. Then I realised he was asleep. FML
Today, my husband and I have officially become that couple that has to schedule sex. Between his working, my going back to school, raising kids, doing housework and homework, we just haven’t had time. Last night we tried to be spontaneous and get it on. We both fell asleep. FML
Today, I realised it’s been too long since my partner and I have had sex. How do I know? This is the third night in a row he’s humped me in his sleep. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I fell asleep twice during sex. FML
Today, my boyfriend informed me that sharing a bed with me was like sleeping with a seizing cat. FML
Today, I got to sleep in the same bed as the love of my life...and her new boyfriend. FML
Today, my husband and I put our children to bed a little earlier than usual, so we could have some sexy time. Immediately following my full-blown orgasm, I rolled over, only to see my wide-eyed son peeking over the top of the mattress. FML
Today, while having sex with my husband, he went soft. When I asked him what happened he said, "I'm about to fall asleep." He then plopped down on my chest and began to snore. FML
Today, after struggling for hours to fall asleep with my husband's rather rattling snoring, I finally managed to drop off… only to be rudely awakened an hour later by my husband elbowing me in the face in his sleep. FML
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Top comments
krushr 3
Just keep scooting until your genitals get stuck together.
shireeniee 8
And then wiggle wiggle wiggle wiggle wiggle, yeah!
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Comments (154)
bestscabpicker 6
Be glad that you are in bed together! Try reaching out to him, maybe he feels the same ! Good lick, I mean luck
bubo_fml 11
Sex on a scooter sounds quite moving...
Nashiq 8
you and me both. :(
mooseknuckle00 0
That's because he's "sleeping" with someone else.
warren8100 2
Put up or put out!
stevesaik 0
Try to talk to him. Communication is a big plus. Let him know how you feel. If he loves you, he will do what it takes to make you happy.
LADiiL0KA24 11
Time to spice up your sex life
linkinpark98 24
**** it. Might as well go play some video games since no one gives a shit.
thewife5 19
I hope you guys make it over this hump soon.
l0v3p4in 7
OP figure out or just simply ask him what turns h