Miscellaneous: Today, I realized that I frequently argue with myself and respond...

By sillyfox4lyfe - 07/05/2011 07:08 - United States

Today, I realized that I frequently argue with myself and respond back. FML

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Saturday 7 May 2011 15:51

no I don't. yes I do

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Saturday 7 May 2011 15:52

Wait...this isn't normal?

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catniss480 4

Sunday 29 June 2014 14:52

Don't worry talking to yourself is a sign of high intelligence.

Epickitty58 29

Tuesday 10 March 2015 3:22

Wait that's abnormal? I never knew that. Oh who are you kidding, of course you did. No I didn't. YES. NO. SHUT UP.

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Friday 21 August 2015 0:51

That's one of the effects of schizophrenia

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Wednesday 1 June 2016 18:18

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