Tim
United States
Today, I realized that as a U.S. Marine in the infantry, I'm more afraid to talk to girls than I am of getting shot at. FML
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Autumn: Leaves and Laughter
When the leaves fall, the laughter rises. Discover autumn stories as crisp as dried leaves!
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Big_gulps_huh
This FML is from back in 2017 but it's good stuff
Minneapolis, United States
Shy guy
Today, I realized I am more confident running a million-dollar piece of construction equipment than I am around people of the opposite sex. FML
Female
Montebello, United States
Today, I was excited to finally get an interview after being unemployed since getting out of the military nearly a year ago. Turns out, they weren't even interested in hiring me. They'd just never met a female Marine before. FML
carboat
United States
Today, I woke up and I'm still in the Marine Corps. FML
Anonymous
Davis, United States
Today, I realized that I will be leaving for the US Marine Corps in June, and the presidential election is in November. I could potentially be serving with Trump as my Commander-in-Chief. FML
Anonymous
United States
Today, I realized the closest thing I have to guys hitting on me are the ones who ask to be my friend on Call of Duty because I have the word "girl" in my name. FML
Anonymous
Frying pan, meet fire
Today, I got back from an 8 month deployment but rather than being pleased to see me my wife wanted to continue the same argument we were having the day I left. I miss being shot at. FML
Fitz
United States
Benefits
Today, I overheard my mother and sister talking so I stopped to eavesdrop. I recently enlisted in the Marines, and they were talking about what they would do with the money if I died. FML
S3R1AL K1LL3R X
United States
Smooth brainrot
Today, in my college class, our teacher asked us what we wanted to do when we get out of college. I guess being a U.S. Marine gets you a lecture for the whole class to hear that I'm a war hungry pig, and should get a real job that requires a brain. My job field is Aircraft repair. FML
saywhat
United States
Today, I met the girl who dumped me because the distance between us was too great. We're in the same city again. She's now dating a Marine in Iraq. FML
Jaxter
United States
Catch!
Today, I was walking up to girlfriend's house when her terrifying Marine Corps dad threw a football at me. Not being very athletic, I surprised myself by catching it. He gestured for me throw it back and I watched it spiral wildy to the left and hit my girlfriend's mom in the face. FML
Top comments
dc4 12
Awww, that's cute :P
FreakinChaps 0
Girls aren't THAT scary...
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i_love_my_man 0
girls love a marine! oorah semper fi!!
ScuseMePrincess 2
I understand your feelings, OP. Women have no logical sense or reasoning. At least you can predict the flight of a bullet.
polishboy168 0
Hey man just tell them you Killed some one while on the frontlines. Btw thank you for your service.
Peacewind 0
YDI for being a marine
that_one_guy14 0
**** you
that_one_guy14 0
F*ck you
TN9R 1
go **** yourself, next time theres a war to fight we will send your sorry ass there. Respect the people that arent afraid to die for their country.
Leeshawbrown 3
134 - Absolute douche.
Dodie__fml 2
134- ydi for being a homosexual terrorist
AlexisGadd 0
Your a ****** 134 marines are the best of the best, I doubt you could be a COP! (no offense to the police force, but they are the last line of defense and have the least training)
sporkman 0
No no no. I believe mall cop is the last line of defense
HahaYDI 0
Look here Mr. Canadian, if Marines never existed then the US would not be around to offer you, Mexico, and the rest of The American continents from protection from the big scary world on the other side of the pond.
HahaYDI 0
That was a reply fail.
katt_is_here 24
GD stupid FML commenting system. That wasn't supposed to be there >.>
Marz151 0
That is cute :), but I was raised around guns lol
MangaManiacNat 13
Aren't most straight males =/
sgtrobswifey 0
You'll find the right one. Don't worry about it. Keep your head in the game!! Stay safe out there, and as always thank you for your service!
jren207 24
Shoot all over a girl.
p3t3rrrn 0
Or getting "shot" at by the girl?
Dodie__fml 2
Ice breaker: "I am a United States Marine." they'll fall in love with you instantly
FreaKariDunk 3
#147 how true. :) I have marine friends I would do ANYTHING for.
Dodie__fml 2
The most loyal men there are. I went to Arlington National Cemetery and it was amazing when I saw Changing of the Gaurds