Tim
United States
Today, I realized that as a U.S. Marine in the infantry, I'm more afraid to talk to girls than I am of getting shot at. FML
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Autumn: Leaves and Laughter
When the leaves fall, the laughter rises. Discover autumn stories as crisp as dried leaves!
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Big_gulps_huh
This FML is from back in 2017 but it's good stuff
Minneapolis, United States
Shy guy
Today, I realized I am more confident running a million-dollar piece of construction equipment than I am around people of the opposite sex. FML
Female
Montebello, United States
Today, I was excited to finally get an interview after being unemployed since getting out of the military nearly a year ago. Turns out, they weren't even interested in hiring me. They'd just never met a female Marine before. FML
carboat
United States
Today, I woke up and I'm still in the Marine Corps. FML
Anonymous
Davis, United States
Today, I realized that I will be leaving for the US Marine Corps in June, and the presidential election is in November. I could potentially be serving with Trump as my Commander-in-Chief. FML
Anonymous
United States
Today, I realized the closest thing I have to guys hitting on me are the ones who ask to be my friend on Call of Duty because I have the word "girl" in my name. FML
Anonymous
Frying pan, meet fire
Today, I got back from an 8 month deployment but rather than being pleased to see me my wife wanted to continue the same argument we were having the day I left. I miss being shot at. FML
Fitz
United States
Benefits
Today, I overheard my mother and sister talking so I stopped to eavesdrop. I recently enlisted in the Marines, and they were talking about what they would do with the money if I died. FML
S3R1AL K1LL3R X
United States
Smooth brainrot
Today, in my college class, our teacher asked us what we wanted to do when we get out of college. I guess being a U.S. Marine gets you a lecture for the whole class to hear that I'm a war hungry pig, and should get a real job that requires a brain. My job field is Aircraft repair. FML
saywhat
United States
Today, I met the girl who dumped me because the distance between us was too great. We're in the same city again. She's now dating a Marine in Iraq. FML
Jaxter
United States
Catch!
Today, I was walking up to girlfriend's house when her terrifying Marine Corps dad threw a football at me. Not being very athletic, I surprised myself by catching it. He gestured for me throw it back and I watched it spiral wildy to the left and hit my girlfriend's mom in the face. FML
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dc4 12
Awww, that's cute :P
FreakinChaps 0
Girls aren't THAT scary...
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lhasselb 0
My brother is exactly the same. Marines and everything. It's cute. Youll get there though. :)
p3t3rrrn 0
Aren't we all? Haha see when you're getting shot at, you don't have to work as much for the adrenaline, like when you kiss a girl you really like.
joey_rdz 0
just be confident, girls like that.
Ashimali 0
awww sweetie, not all of us are scary. Some are but not all. Thank you for serving btw :)
Black_Magic87 0
There's a word for people like that it starts with a P ends with USSY
p3t3rrrn 0
F. U. He's in the freaking marines! How on earth does that make him a pussy?! Id love to be as brave as him. Thank you OP!!!
Helldemon 32
@p3t3rrrn Ya, I bet 248 would be pissing his pants if he was stuck in the middle of a war zone.
BOOSCAREDU 0
Dude! Don't talk about yourself like that it's rude!
HurleyCarlton 0
Well as an 0311, there aren't many girls around you to begin with. And since Boot you have been brain washed to love your rifle and the sound that it makes. So go clean your rifle and read a dirty mag!
Imachillifilliz 2
I have a thing for Marines, and I'm sure I'm not the only one. :)
mdavis0529 14
I understand COMPLETELY!!!!
Kelita 0
awwww too cute :-D
milob92 5
That's adorable