Tim
United States
Today, I realized that as a U.S. Marine in the infantry, I'm more afraid to talk to girls than I am of getting shot at. FML
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Autumn: Leaves and Laughter
When the leaves fall, the laughter rises. Discover autumn stories as crisp as dried leaves!
Same thing different taste
Big_gulps_huh
This FML is from back in 2017 but it's good stuff
Minneapolis, United States
Shy guy
Today, I realized I am more confident running a million-dollar piece of construction equipment than I am around people of the opposite sex. FML
Female
Montebello, United States
Today, I was excited to finally get an interview after being unemployed since getting out of the military nearly a year ago. Turns out, they weren't even interested in hiring me. They'd just never met a female Marine before. FML
carboat
United States
Today, I woke up and I'm still in the Marine Corps. FML
Anonymous
Davis, United States
Today, I realized that I will be leaving for the US Marine Corps in June, and the presidential election is in November. I could potentially be serving with Trump as my Commander-in-Chief. FML
Anonymous
United States
Today, I realized the closest thing I have to guys hitting on me are the ones who ask to be my friend on Call of Duty because I have the word "girl" in my name. FML
Anonymous
Frying pan, meet fire
Today, I got back from an 8 month deployment but rather than being pleased to see me my wife wanted to continue the same argument we were having the day I left. I miss being shot at. FML
Fitz
United States
Benefits
Today, I overheard my mother and sister talking so I stopped to eavesdrop. I recently enlisted in the Marines, and they were talking about what they would do with the money if I died. FML
S3R1AL K1LL3R X
United States
Smooth brainrot
Today, in my college class, our teacher asked us what we wanted to do when we get out of college. I guess being a U.S. Marine gets you a lecture for the whole class to hear that I'm a war hungry pig, and should get a real job that requires a brain. My job field is Aircraft repair. FML
saywhat
United States
Today, I met the girl who dumped me because the distance between us was too great. We're in the same city again. She's now dating a Marine in Iraq. FML
Jaxter
United States
Catch!
Today, I was walking up to girlfriend's house when her terrifying Marine Corps dad threw a football at me. Not being very athletic, I surprised myself by catching it. He gestured for me throw it back and I watched it spiral wildy to the left and hit my girlfriend's mom in the face. FML
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dc4 12
Awww, that's cute :P
FreakinChaps 0
Girls aren't THAT scary...
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mitymouse 0
Very true my fellow Marine. Bullets aren't as scary as a woman
MrBoredGuy 1
As an 0311 I beg to differ
iGlasses 4
You just need to take a shot in the dark and see what happens. ;)
BADDiam 4
Look on the bright side.. You can shoot those girls with your erecting gun,not only you get hurt they will too!
airborn54 0
just wear that bad ass uniform and the girls will line up!
alifoxy 1
that's kinda really cute:)
falloutboylove7 0
girls love a guy in uniform so most will prob come talk to you instead
WiderWille 11
Which is pretty scary too
somename1223132 5
call of duty docent count as a marine lol I jk
texas_redneck88 10
hey bud, before you post a comment, check your spellin'. It's doesn't, not docent.....douche
Absurd101 0
How the **** do u misspell 'Doesn't' with 'DOCENT'?!?!
hobojones 0
That is extremely disrespectful, this man puts his life on the line just so we're all safe
djmattyp 0
Lmao
coyfish 0
girls are easy to get... you just gotta know how
bjbthe1 1
That's why most army men join the army anyway. There normal life is to scary, too many choices, the army tells you what to do you don't have to think.
pvtpilot 0
ARMY - Airforce Rejected Me Yesterday
texas_redneck88 10
Army ain't nothin' but a bunch of targets
jizzwold 21
Yes but we are talking about a marine not someone in the army
cBlackout 13
Army - Aren't Ready for Marines Yet
caomanac 3
you need to nut up Marine and get out there!