Today, I realized that 6 months ago I signed up for a 3 day trial for a porn website that turns into a $30 membership after 3 days. I completely forgot the day after and never viewed it. I've spent $180 so far. And I can't remember my password. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I spent well over an hour waiting for customer service to assist me with my forgotten password, only to realize, 5 minutes into the conversation, that I had never created an account in the first place. FML
Today, I realized I forgot to cancel a free trial for a meditation app. So, ironically, I now owe $40 to an app that’s supposed to reduce stress. FML
Today, I'd registered for a free work event, but I forgot about it and registered for a free social event on the same day. I thought I would skip the work event, but I need to pay 500 € to skip it! Why can't I remember dates?! FML
Today, I finally got a product I ordered two weeks ago as a free trial-only pay shipping deal. Also today, the same company took an extra $130 out of my account without authorisation. Best part: when I called to sort things out, they told me they had no record of my order details. FML
Today, I woke up with a vague memory of buying something last night while drunk. According to my credit card summary I made a $270 purchase from a home shopping channel. I guess in 5-7 days I'll find out what it was. FML
Today, I realized while paying bills on my phone I fat-fingered which credit card I was paying and sent 299 to a paid-off card instead of 200 to another one. Now I'm going to have overdraft fees too. FML
Today, I was trying to be a responsible adult and check my credit score. I accidentally mistyped my password five times, got locked out, and had to call customer service. They asked me so many security questions, I started questioning my own identity (and sanity). FML
Today, I found out that I've been paying student fees for the wrong account. Apparently I have been paying for some other student's tuition. FML
Today, I received an almost $400 bill for Internet services I don't even have. When I called and talk to them they told me I still owe them $77 because I didn't catch it within 3 months. FML
Today, out of the kindness of my heart, and so he wouldn't have to spend any money, I gave my ex-boyfriend my login information to my Vudu account. Big mistake. He logged me out of all devices, changed the password, and won't give me the new login information until I give him head. FML
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DameGreyWulf 1
... You do realize you can get **** for free, right?
ActionManly 11
The naked truth is that you'll get stripped of your money if you expose yourself too much.
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Comments (146)
cmac86 24
who pays for **** anymore?
Huston 0
YDI. Why pay for ****? And how could you forget a website?
WonderBlunder 0
Paid **** is better than those free **** video sites. But still not worth it IMO.
lolwatlol 0
You do know that those free pron video sites get their vids from the pay ones.... right?
benshady 0
You can get your **** for free at http://www.keezmovies.com
plexico 4
I've heard good things about that web site. Maybe, one day, I'll actually look at it. I've heard the MILF section is a bit fakey -- any **** star who is over 21 gets put there, and I, I mean, my friend who told me about it, really likes genuine MILFs. That's just what I have heard.
randomcory 0
the **** industry is exploitive and mean-spirited
kiit_fml 0
1. **** is free too. 2. Password reset..? 3. They usually have a number you can call. 4. If it involves a trial that eventually will charge you more, ALWAYS write down your information.
Iwannabetreo 11
You deserve it for watching ****.
giganticbrain 0
Good logic.
nintendodork 0
@108- You're a little twat, you know that?
dayades 0
I feel your pain,hope you've lent your lesson
captainhusspants 0
You gave credit details on a trial signup? Good job.
WhyworldWhy 0
and thats the reason we don't enter our credit card numers into our computer for a free trial