Today, I realized that 6 months ago I signed up for a 3 day trial for a porn website that turns into a $30 membership after 3 days. I completely forgot the day after and never viewed it. I've spent $180 so far. And I can't remember my password. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I spent well over an hour waiting for customer service to assist me with my forgotten password, only to realize, 5 minutes into the conversation, that I had never created an account in the first place. FML
Today, I realized I forgot to cancel a free trial for a meditation app. So, ironically, I now owe $40 to an app that’s supposed to reduce stress. FML
Today, I'd registered for a free work event, but I forgot about it and registered for a free social event on the same day. I thought I would skip the work event, but I need to pay 500 € to skip it! Why can't I remember dates?! FML
Today, I finally got a product I ordered two weeks ago as a free trial-only pay shipping deal. Also today, the same company took an extra $130 out of my account without authorisation. Best part: when I called to sort things out, they told me they had no record of my order details. FML
Today, I woke up with a vague memory of buying something last night while drunk. According to my credit card summary I made a $270 purchase from a home shopping channel. I guess in 5-7 days I'll find out what it was. FML
Today, I realized while paying bills on my phone I fat-fingered which credit card I was paying and sent 299 to a paid-off card instead of 200 to another one. Now I'm going to have overdraft fees too. FML
Today, I was trying to be a responsible adult and check my credit score. I accidentally mistyped my password five times, got locked out, and had to call customer service. They asked me so many security questions, I started questioning my own identity (and sanity). FML
Today, I found out that I've been paying student fees for the wrong account. Apparently I have been paying for some other student's tuition. FML
Today, I received an almost $400 bill for Internet services I don't even have. When I called and talk to them they told me I still owe them $77 because I didn't catch it within 3 months. FML
Today, out of the kindness of my heart, and so he wouldn't have to spend any money, I gave my ex-boyfriend my login information to my Vudu account. Big mistake. He logged me out of all devices, changed the password, and won't give me the new login information until I give him head. FML
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DameGreyWulf 1
... You do realize you can get **** for free, right?
ActionManly 11
The naked truth is that you'll get stripped of your money if you expose yourself too much.
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Comments (146)
ILIEKGIRLS 5
why would you pay for ****?
Echoes_fml 0
click the 'forgot your password?' button.
Fop 6
YDI for watching ****. Perv.
aback 5
Don't remember your password? Try "dumbass".
Intoxicunt 6
No, that's the username.
rontifu_fml 2
what site, **** or not, password-based does NOT have a Password Reset option? YDI for Paying for **** you didn't enjoy.
Aspie 0
YDI for watching ****.
SarahinSane 0
FYL for being a dumbass. I pity and laugh at you at the same time.
FlaminYawn 0
This is how u judge whether using your CC or not. If the company can think to themself, "He'll be too embarassed to sue us", that's when you don't use it. They know they can get away with charging as long as they can. Never give a CC for anything genital or sexually related.
mangowow 1
First off, lets get over the whole "you can watch it for free" thing because it's been repeated so many times. If you're old enough to have the credit card and get ****, then you should be old enough to read (we will also assume that you typed this fml on your own). Most **** sites have a number you can call on the billing screen to assist you with anything. You can either call them directly and fix it with them (it's you're credit card, you have the number and the ID to prove its you), or you can call the bank directly and have them stop the charges. YDI for being a dumbass.
IronWarrior 9
Since we're on the topic of literacy, how about you go back to grade 1 English class and learn the difference between "you're" and "your." Here's a tip. If you can't remember, replace it with "you are." If it makes sense, then it's "you're." If not, it's probably "your." Next time you attempt an insult, ensure you use proper language.
muserule99 0
owned!
babygraprefruit 0
If you're going to insult someone over the internet, address all the grammatical errors, not just the easiest to identify.
IronWarrior 9
If you're going to complain about how I do things and think you can do a better job, then shut your yap and just do it yourself.
rocker8877 0
U fail