Today, I realized that 6 months ago I signed up for a 3 day trial for a porn website that turns into a $30 membership after 3 days. I completely forgot the day after and never viewed it. I've spent $180 so far. And I can't remember my password. FML
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Last call, bad decisions and 3 a.m. texts you'll regret until noon. Cheers.
Today, I spent well over an hour waiting for customer service to assist me with my forgotten password, only to realize, 5 minutes into the conversation, that I had never created an account in the first place. FML
Today, I realized I forgot to cancel a free trial for a meditation app. So, ironically, I now owe $40 to an app that’s supposed to reduce stress. FML
Today, I'd registered for a free work event, but I forgot about it and registered for a free social event on the same day. I thought I would skip the work event, but I need to pay 500 € to skip it! Why can't I remember dates?! FML
Today, I finally got a product I ordered two weeks ago as a free trial-only pay shipping deal. Also today, the same company took an extra $130 out of my account without authorisation. Best part: when I called to sort things out, they told me they had no record of my order details. FML
Today, I woke up with a vague memory of buying something last night while drunk. According to my credit card summary I made a $270 purchase from a home shopping channel. I guess in 5-7 days I'll find out what it was. FML
Today, I realized while paying bills on my phone I fat-fingered which credit card I was paying and sent 299 to a paid-off card instead of 200 to another one. Now I'm going to have overdraft fees too. FML
Today, I was trying to be a responsible adult and check my credit score. I accidentally mistyped my password five times, got locked out, and had to call customer service. They asked me so many security questions, I started questioning my own identity (and sanity). FML
Today, I found out that I've been paying student fees for the wrong account. Apparently I have been paying for some other student's tuition. FML
Today, I received an almost $400 bill for Internet services I don't even have. When I called and talk to them they told me I still owe them $77 because I didn't catch it within 3 months. FML
Today, out of the kindness of my heart, and so he wouldn't have to spend any money, I gave my ex-boyfriend my login information to my Vudu account. Big mistake. He logged me out of all devices, changed the password, and won't give me the new login information until I give him head. FML
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DameGreyWulf 1
... You do realize you can get **** for free, right?
ActionManly 11
The naked truth is that you'll get stripped of your money if you expose yourself too much.
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Kofu 0
Look, if you're going to go about that sort of thing, you really ought to keep track of it. Write it down for God's sake. Or, if you're still in a place where you can't for fear of it being discovered (that is to say, your parent's house, you twelve-year-old) BE CAREFUL. Check around for sites that don't charge. I'm not saying, by any means, don't do ****. I used to, myself. Just run an anti-virus program after every go.
_Centaur_ 0
What're you waiting for?- recover that password, take a leave of absence from work for "medical" reasons, and jack off at least 6 times a day this month before they charge you again, in order to get your money's worth. No problem.
doof_fisch 2
So you're saying that if he takes 30 days off, jacks off six times each day, he will get his $180 worth? So that means each j/o session is worth a dollar. That's a lot of buck for your bang.
oxrox 0
why would you look at ****!?
El_patron 0
it makes the little man grow
shaerbear00 0
lol wow. Which site is it? I'm a customer service rep for bangbros, realitykings, and a few others, I may be able to help you out.
shaerbear00 0
Also, in defense of my job...ydi...when you're giving your cc info online, read the fine print, and no matter which site it was, it definitely told you to cancel within the trial period, otherwise you'd be billed for the full access membership when it recurs. Which is what happened. Good going.
Astronomical 0
Win.
jmoose311 3
YDI: (a) you shouldn't be looking at ****, because it corrupts your mind and can destroy families, and (b) How can you not have checked your bank statement for SIX MONTHS?
tian447 0
Here's a thought #99 You are fairly obviously a women, by the style of your typing, and more than likely, one younger than 25 judging by the capitalisation you used. Every guy you have ever had a relationship has watched ****. Every guy you will ever have a relationship will have seen it at some point. More than likely the guy you are seeing now is still watching it. It doesn't ruin families, what it does do is make insecure women panic and then ruin their family, because they can't bear the fact that the man is doing something sexual without them. Quite happily you could ignore it, or incorporate it into your relationship. However, you don't and a bitch-athon ensues, and you storm off. Also, it doesn't corrupt anyone's mind. In fact, it can help relationships regain some passion as people try new things. It's not as if you watch **** and suddenly you are a mindless vegetable sitting at the desk. So there's point (a) satisfied. Onto Point (b). Have you ever thought that quite possibly the OP earns a decent wage. Most men do not check the fine details of their account, only the opening balance, and closing balance each month. As long as the money is there, we are happy. I'm guessing he could quite easily miss $30 a month, especially if his wage is $X thousand a month, which is a realistic amount. Thanks for being so naive, and allowing me to vent some built up anger at idiotic comments on the internet.
Batsumoto 4
Epic Win!
tian447 0
why thank you :)
Arsenic_Cupcake 0
That's kinda sexist if you ask me, but you did prove points in a semi validated way.
VegasFML 0
Hahaha oh wow its really been a while since I've seen someone skillfully and intelligently embarrass someone else. Well played sir!
ifinishlast 0
I don't say stuff about **** cause like all straight watch it whether or not they admit it. but this is a big YDI for paying for ****.. sorry bud
ifinishlast 0
www.youjizz.com www.tube8.com www.pornhub.com your free **** websites. enjoy
tkarin 0
Cancel the direct debit at the bank, and mail the site webmaster to explain what happened. It does suck that you lost all that money, though. I imagine there's no real way of getting it back.