Today, I realized that 6 months ago I signed up for a 3 day trial for a porn website that turns into a $30 membership after 3 days. I completely forgot the day after and never viewed it. I've spent $180 so far. And I can't remember my password. FML
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Wild Nights Out
Last call, bad decisions and 3 a.m. texts you'll regret until noon. Cheers.
Today, I spent well over an hour waiting for customer service to assist me with my forgotten password, only to realize, 5 minutes into the conversation, that I had never created an account in the first place. FML
Today, I realized I forgot to cancel a free trial for a meditation app. So, ironically, I now owe $40 to an app that’s supposed to reduce stress. FML
Today, I'd registered for a free work event, but I forgot about it and registered for a free social event on the same day. I thought I would skip the work event, but I need to pay 500 € to skip it! Why can't I remember dates?! FML
Today, I finally got a product I ordered two weeks ago as a free trial-only pay shipping deal. Also today, the same company took an extra $130 out of my account without authorisation. Best part: when I called to sort things out, they told me they had no record of my order details. FML
Today, I woke up with a vague memory of buying something last night while drunk. According to my credit card summary I made a $270 purchase from a home shopping channel. I guess in 5-7 days I'll find out what it was. FML
Today, I realized while paying bills on my phone I fat-fingered which credit card I was paying and sent 299 to a paid-off card instead of 200 to another one. Now I'm going to have overdraft fees too. FML
Today, I was trying to be a responsible adult and check my credit score. I accidentally mistyped my password five times, got locked out, and had to call customer service. They asked me so many security questions, I started questioning my own identity (and sanity). FML
Today, I found out that I've been paying student fees for the wrong account. Apparently I have been paying for some other student's tuition. FML
Today, I received an almost $400 bill for Internet services I don't even have. When I called and talk to them they told me I still owe them $77 because I didn't catch it within 3 months. FML
Today, out of the kindness of my heart, and so he wouldn't have to spend any money, I gave my ex-boyfriend my login information to my Vudu account. Big mistake. He logged me out of all devices, changed the password, and won't give me the new login information until I give him head. FML
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Top comments
DameGreyWulf 1
... You do realize you can get **** for free, right?
ActionManly 11
The naked truth is that you'll get stripped of your money if you expose yourself too much.
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Comments (146)
bds0688 0
Hahahaha
Bloodknight 22
A refreshly honest FML that's actually believable. FYL & YDI.
voodootrucker 0
fake
marz88 0
Who the **** pays for **** anymore? L2use the interwebs -1 Internets for you
Erindub 0
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masonfactor 0
I subscribe to a certain site and can say there is a significant quality difference.... but not $30
lolwatlol 0
You can get the same material for free if you know where to search Learn2internet
Erindub 0
Sucks to be you! Coulda been spankin it all this time had you remembered. I understand wanting to sign up for orn, free **** just isn't as good as pay **** but it'll do in a pinch ; ) cheers!
Maygen 5
YDI for supplying your credit card information to a **** site. That shit isn't worth paying for most of the time, never mind when you can get it for free on the net from millions of sources.
jloveee 0
exactly what i was thinking sorry but ydi for giving them credit card info in the first place
lonewolf999 1
I agree with #20. YDI.
mementomori_fml 0
Who pays for their **** ffs?!
machete_fml 0
didn't you see the link that says "I FORGOT MY ****** PASSWORD"? that, plus I loled :D