mog907
United States
Today, I realized my mixtape was truly fire when I accidentally ran it through the washer and dryer. FML
Collection
Wild Nights Out
Last call, bad decisions and 3 a.m. texts you'll regret until noon. Cheers.
Same thing different taste
Cellphonetroubles
Canada
Today, I was laughing at a story of a girl who had dropped her cellphone in a hottub and ruined it. As I was feeling pretty good about myself, I then realized that my cellphone was in the pocket of a sweater that I had just thrown in the washer 20 minutes prior. FML
No time to wallow in the fire
Robby Krieger rubbing salt into the wound again
Today, I had to stay at a friend's house because my dryer caught fire. My friend decided to start cleaning, so he put on his music playlist. By sheer coincidence, the first song that played was "Light My Fire." FML
anonymous
Ashland, United States
Today, at the laundromat. I loaded a huge load into the top dryer, put all the quarters in, and started the bottom one. I realized my mistake when I came to check on it. FML
jumpscare
Manchester, United Kingdom
Jumpy
Today, after I accidentally put my headphones through the washing machine and then drying them out, they somehow still worked, but only in one ear. I was about to accept my fate when the other side suddenly started playing audio at full volume during a quiet train ride. FML
FreeToFly3733
Canada
Today, I finally found my cellphone when I heard WHACKWHACKWHACK inside the washing machine. FML
Anonymous
United States
Today, I started some laundry late at night. Once my clothes were in the washer for about a half hour, I got bored and I decided I would listen to my iPod. After looking for it for another 15 minutes, I remembered where I'd left it; in my jacket... which is now nice and clean. FML
Anonymous
United States
Sticky
Today, I thought I was clever for doing my laundry while multitasking and making dinner. When I went to transfer my clothes from the washer to the dryer, I discovered that I'd accidentally washed a pack of gum that was in my pocket. The gum had melted into my favorite shirt, and I now have a sticky mess to deal with. FML
Liah
Bad DIY FML
Today, I was rearranging the cabinets above the washer and dryer, and the whole thing fell down on top of the washer. I had just put my clothes in the washing machine too. FML
Anonymous
Australia
Clack clack
Today, I heard my washing machine making a strange noise. I nervously waited for the cycle to end so I could open it and investigate. The noise was my car keys. I'd somehow washed them, my wallet and $20 without noticing. FML
beep_guacamole
United States
Today, I went to the laundromat. I put a load in the dryer and walked away to check on my other load. When I came back, I saw a homeless man putting his dirty, wet underwear in the dryer with my clean clothes. FML
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kaymarfs 15
OP didn't even take the pic. It was a caption contest from FML.
Tayleena97 11
It's lit
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TheNoNameGuy 20
hi
tarlax 11
Something tells me Mightyrif was just desperate for an excuse to lecture an authority figure because this is the only way he can do it in real life. Dude, if popularity was the way to go, the caption would've been one of those insanely juvenile shit/scat ones that a bunch of people suggested.