Love: Today, I realized just how messed up my life is, thanks to all...

By yarhyun1 - 19/08/2012 16:00 - United States

Today, I realized just how messed up my life is, thanks to all the scare stories my wife sees on Dr Phil. She's now convinced that I'll start beating her someday. She's started taking martial arts classes, and threatens to use her skills every time I get even slightly frustrated with her. FML

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By Anonymous - 11/08/2013 18:11 - Canada - Edmonton

Today, I had a dream in which I was being mugged. I started fighting the muggers off, while in reality, my fist smacked my wife in the face. Now she has a black eye, nobody believes my story, and they think I'm a wife beater. FML

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How could you?

By Anonymous - 21/12/2023 23:00 - United Kingdom

Today, my wife is mad at me because she’s had to stop seeing her closest friend because of me. Why? Because her friend is stalking me, keeps asking me to divorce my wife, and has even broken in and stolen my stuff, forcing me to involve the police several times, and somehow this is all my fault. FML

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By StabStab - 11/01/2015 13:03 - Belgium

Today, my girlfriend accused me of being insecure and feeling threatened by the fact that she has a daughter from a previous relationship. She's vaguely right; I feel threatened, but mainly because the psycho keeps threatening to stab me to death when her mom isn't around to hear. FML

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By Anonymous - 29/06/2014 17:26 - United States - Las Vegas

Today, my wife has a bruise on her cheek from a nasty trip while practicing her yoga. She now thinks it's hilarious to flinch in public when I get near her, and keeps telling people she "walked into a door". I've gotten more dirty looks than I can count. FML

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By JJ - 03/10/2015 07:42 - United States - Irwin

Today, I was savagely beating my wife on Call of Duty, since she demanded that I play normally and not hold back. 15 minutes later, she was raging at me, calling me a bastard and saying she wished we'd never married. FML

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By logansowow - 25/08/2016 00:37

Today, I found out that my wife is seeing a marriage counselor. With her ex. FML

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By -_- - 05/07/2013 21:59 - United States - Munith

Today, at a family dinner, my mother-in-law talked me into showing off some moves that I've learned in martial arts. I gently did a restraining hold on her. She screamed that I was trying to break her wrists, and kept the wounded act up all night, smirking as everyone gave me death glares. FML

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Fight clubbed

By Anonymous - 22/03/2023 02:00

Today, my wife picked a fight with a guy twice my size, then expected me to “man up and teach the bitch a lesson.” I’m not insane so I of course refused to fight, then she locked me out of the house for embarrassing her in front of her sisters. I want a frisking divorce. FML

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By so much pain... - 09/12/2017 09:00 - United States - Collegeville

Today, I tried to fight my girlfriend’s ex-boyfriend because she told me he used to beat her. Turns out, she was lying to “impress” me, and her ex has a black belt in taekwondo. I’m in excruciating pain right now. FML

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By Anonymous - 25/05/2018 01:30

Today, my wife admitted that she purposefully starts fights with me purely because she enjoys arguing and seeing me flustered. Don't marry a lawyer. FML

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Welshite 39

Sunday 19 August 2012 20:08

A relationship is built on trust. You definitely need to address this issue with her.

beezerbnt00 4

Sunday 19 August 2012 20:09

Bitches be crazy

Comments

annalily5 28

Sunday 19 August 2012 22:47

From the sound of it, she's not the one who should be worrying about the abusive spouse. Seriously, every time you guys get into an argument she threatens to harm you? Switch the genders around and people would be saying call the police and get a restraining order.

LittleGreenPaola 23

Sunday 19 August 2012 22:52

She's doing the right thing, even if YOU are not a violent person. There are so many violent people in the world.

Zomg_Okay 26

Monday 20 August 2012 1:21

Yep, slowly becoming the abusive partner you're trying to stop. Definitely the right thing.

LittleGreenPaola 23

Monday 20 August 2012 1:36

She's taking lesson to defend herself, not to attack! ;)

Welshite 39

Monday 20 August 2012 1:39

Defend herself from her HUSBAND, on the basis of a TV SHOW, one that specializes in abusive, cheating, and beyond-the-norm relationships. There is nothing smart about this. If they can't work it out the only outcome I can see is divorce.

Zomg_Okay 26

Monday 20 August 2012 1:43

"and threatens to use her skills every time I get even slightly frustrated with her". You're right, that *does* sound like she's defending herself. Think about it for a second. TV has terrified her into thinking that the person she loved enough to marry will one day devolve into an abusive *******. So she's taken to threatening him. That's not being defensive, that's becoming what she's afraid of.

LittleGreenPaola 23

Monday 20 August 2012 10:29

I've actually never watched that tv show so I don't know what it talks about. However you're right, but I wasn't saying she should defend herself from her unviolent husband, after watching a stupid tv show. She should defend herself from ANY aggression, because there's too much violence on women nowadays. Taking martial art lessons is not a wrong thing. The reason of this decision is quite stupid, I agree with you. That was my point! So stop thumbing me down for god's sake :)