Love: Today, I realised my girlfriend is the perfect woman for most...

By sadf4x0r - 24/02/2010 17:27 - United Kingdom

Today, I realised my girlfriend is the perfect woman for most men. She only ever talks to me in the intermissions on Modern Warfare 2; shame it's not me playing. FML

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By Anonymous - 16/11/2022 02:00

Today, my girlfriend is giving me the silent treatment because I won’t play Call of Duty with her brother. This kid loses his temper violently at family board games, how the fuck does she think he’ll react when he gets mercilessly wiped out by COD players who don’t give a toss about his feelings? FML

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By bloodshedblack - 21/02/2012 05:01 - United States

Today, I received more affection from my wife in a video game than I ever have in real life. FML

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She'll be single for a looong time...

By keiler - 06/08/2018 01:30

Today, my girlfriend broke up with me because she found out I play video games. No, not that I play too many video games or have an addiction to video games. Just that I play them, period. FML

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How could you?

By Anonymous - 16/08/2022 16:00

Today, my girlfriend punched me in the back of the neck because I was talking to a woman online. It was a public Call Of Duty match, I have no control over who I play with, plus I wasn’t even talking specifically to whoever this woman was, just to the people in general like all COD players. FML

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By Nafypoo - 21/11/2018 22:00

Today, I was playing competitively for my clan in a tournament. Money is involved, and I was doing quite well until my girlfriend up and turned the PS4 off because I wasn't "paying enough attention" to her, despite being on a holiday with her for the previous 3 days. FML

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By hopeless - 14/02/2015 20:04 - Canada - Halifax

Today, my girlfriend berated me for my "lack of communication skills", all while deeply engrossed with something on her phone. FML

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Loner

By LonelyBoy - 16/03/2010 05:12 - United States

Today, I realized my girlfriend has way more friends than I do. How did I realize this? She called me to tell me she was at the beach with her friends, and how much fun she was having. I was playing WoW in my room, and my friends don't answer my texts. FML

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By Anonymous - 30/12/2009 17:47 - United States

Today, I realized the closest thing I have to guys hitting on me are the ones who ask to be my friend on Call of Duty because I have the word "girl" in my name. FML

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By Anonymous - 22/02/2015 20:41 - United States

Today, I came home from work to find that my girlfriend had sold all of my N64 and Atari games and both the consoles and bought me a PS4 with the money. While I was standing there in shock, she kissed me on the cheek and said, "I know, I'm the greatest." FML

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Her plan!

By "Tarun Kumar" - 03/12/2019 14:00

Today, my girlfriend planned our day, she wanted to play FIFA before having sex. I won 11-0. She stormed out of the room, went home and isn't picking my calls / texting back. It's been 12 hours. FML

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blaaaaakely 0

Wednesday 24 February 2010 23:14

n00b. kill her with a pavelow!

cooluc 0

Wednesday 24 February 2010 23:50

I'll just come out and say it: bieber sucks. no coughing needed

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containsnosoy 0

Thursday 25 February 2010 20:39

You need to talk to her and tell her to give you the time of day or you don't really want to be with her. MW2 is fun and addicting, but not worth losing friends over. On the other hand, if your gf is the one of the two girls I've met on mw2, you might be better off without her. ;)

powerpaq 0

Thursday 25 February 2010 20:43

Start playing. But don't get better than her, if you don't want to lose her lol :D

containsnosoy 0

Thursday 25 February 2010 20:46

Aw Eff that, if my bf were to get better at me the MW2 I'd be stoked. I'm guessing she could take the heat too.

Jenny444_fml 0

Friday 26 February 2010 2:03

Why is everyone talking sht about a 15 year old famous guy who could care less what you think?.. idk i guess everyone loves wasting their time.. anyways thats beside the point hmm.. Please OP talk to your gf.. maybe you two can even play together or something spend some quality time :)

rbond93 4

Friday 26 February 2010 5:12

that's awesome dude, get another controlled then own her on th game, then in bed :)

jenlynn86 0

Friday 26 February 2010 7:25

modern warfare 2 is the best! I play all the time and had to buy a 2nd ps3 so my hubby can play too. =)

namie1991 0

Tuesday 20 April 2010 3:14

hey add me on psn =) i play mw2 its awesome as hell

bobman555 0

Friday 26 February 2010 17:04

He is gonna suck ass when he goes through pubirty(spelling) and i do love when they tell snicker to **** off its funny and true

goonie85 0

Friday 26 February 2010 21:01

My husband and I each have our own Xbox. We've found that is the secret to a happy marriage- not having to share everything. He doesn't like a lot of the same games I do, and vice versatile.