Miscellaneous: Today, I ran into my sister, who nobody in the family has seen...

By Teddy - 26/11/2012 20:54 - United States - Gardner

Today, I ran into my sister, who nobody in the family has seen in six years. She looked very happy working the pole. FML

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By Jenn - 03/07/2013 02:39 - United States - Atlanta

Today, I saw my older sister for the first time in three years. We hadn't spoke since I found out that she was the woman my college boyfriend left me for. Unfortunately, our reunion was fueled by her two-year-old son's desire to meet his dad. My husband. FML

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By Closingwild - 21/07/2012 06:18 - Mexico - Zapopan

Today, I introduced my boyfriend to my sister, but they already knew each other from my sister's work. She's an exotic dancer. FML

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By gross - 11/06/2016 07:56 - Australia - Melbourne

Today, at 19 years of age, I finally saw a nude girl in real life. Specifically, my sister. FML

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You deserved it 2 079

By wellthisisawkward80 - 06/11/2011 05:15 - United States

Today, I was attending my bachelor party. I watched a very attractive young girl dancing on a pole, giving me a seductive look. As she walked up to me, I realized it was my soon-to-be wife's younger sister. FML

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By Anonymous - 10/11/2018 13:30

Today, my sister got fired and I got promoted to her job, got a nice payrise for it. My relationship with my sister will never be the same again. FML

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You deserved it 335

By Anonymous - 28/12/2016 05:58

Today, while out with my family, I happened to run into "the one who got away." She smilingly introduced herself to my wife, who definitely noticed that she and our daughter share the same name. FML

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You deserved it 8 033

By Is that..? - 17/07/2014 03:51 - United States - Aurora

Today, I ran into a good friend at work. I work at a jail. She doesn't. FML

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You deserved it 4 854

By Anonymous - 27/06/2019 00:15 - United Kingdom

Today, my girlfriend ran off with my sister. FML

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By mog - 07/11/2019 08:00 - United States

Today, the girl who works at the liquor store came to where I work. She recognized me. FML

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You deserved it 874

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By thanks sis - 03/07/2020 05:02

Today, I went over to visit my sister. She had a bunch of pictures of me on her wall. I thought it was sweet, but a bit odd. Turns out she looks at pictures of me to motivate herself whenever she doesn’t feel like working out. FML

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You deserved it 354

H00ks 19

Tuesday 27 November 2012 0:58

Happy is happy. She's obviously having fun being a firefighter.

loulumpkin 8

Tuesday 27 November 2012 0:52

That's rough man. It could be worse though, at least you know she is alive.

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kittykristin 2

Thursday 29 November 2012 14:42

He never said he disapproves his sister working at the strip club... I took it as it was just the most unfortunate way to be reunited with her.

deaddonkey 15

Friday 30 November 2012 0:08

She is probably making a lot of money there.

Ronican 1

Friday 30 November 2012 15:08

wow...hawt...did she give you the family discount for lap dances?

SiHa00095 15

Thursday 14 February 2013 23:16

And you know this how? *Slightly judging stare*

sulitak 27

Friday 15 March 2013 6:52

He's a guy... its a stripclub...

PH4NX0M 16

Thursday 7 March 2013 19:01

iiiiiiiiSTOP BURRYING ALL THE AWESOME COMMENTS U ASSHOLES!!!!!!!

khodginssxo 14

Sunday 21 July 2013 12:30

Yikes

The_9th_Doctor 18

Wednesday 11 September 2013 17:44

did you get a family discount?

mxij 13

Wednesday 1 January 2014 19:08

Did you get a discount?

lovebug177 21

Thursday 27 February 2014 12:25

Guys this is all speculation. She's a stripper who cares. Wether anyone likes it or not she's still going to be working the pole.

that_random_twin 20

Sunday 4 May 2014 2:39

Why were you at the club watching her in the first place?

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