Work: Today, I quit my job so I wouldn't have to work with this one...

By Anonymous - 02/07/2015 04:49 - Australia - Townsville

Today, I quit my job so I wouldn't have to work with this one complete fuck-wit anymore. I told him what I thought of him, and then walked away giving him the middle finger. Turns out, he is a regular customer at my new job. Everyone loves him and thinks he's awesome. FML

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Same thing different taste

By Unwanted - 02/08/2012 06:50 - United States - Fallbrook

Today, I was fired from my job. My boss turned to everyone and said, "Allow me to escort this trash out of the office." Everyone cheered. FML

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Burn out

By Anonymous - 23/11/2021 04:59

Today, I quit my job by insulting my manager - who is/was a friend, whose wedding I officiated - in full earshot of everyone. It turned into a pretty public argument on the street. I don’t really know why I did it, other than just feeling so burned out by his treatment of everyone. FML

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By lmao4eva93 - 02/07/2010 04:21 - United States

Today, I discovered my former boss from the job I quit 3 months is now my boss at my new job. He was the reason I quit my old job. FML

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By hard worker - 22/08/2016 01:03

Today, I gave my boss 2 weeks notice for me leaving work, as I had received a better job offer with twice the pay. I thought he took it well until I heard him mutter under his breath, "About fucking time." FML

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By 123literateABC - 04/11/2015 03:10 - United States - Grand Haven

Today, at work, the janitor would not stop telling me how good I looked. This was after he told me he was fired for sexual harassment at his last job. He clearly learned that lesson. FML

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Exploitation

By Anonymous - 18/06/2022 14:00

Today, I quit my job after being the only one to do my job, the boss's job, and the other guy’s job. Their way of saying thank you for being the best employee they'd had was to fuck me on my paycheque and give me $70 for a week's work. FML

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Too soon

By Anonymous - 22/09/2010 19:22 - Chile

Today, I finally quit my job after talking with a friend about making our own design/multimedia company. While I was on my way to his house, he called me and told me not to quit because he got an awesome job offer and couldn't refuse. FML

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Toxic workplace

By Screamingfirecracker - 15/08/2016 04:12 - Canada

Today, I finally worked up the nerve to quit my job after being tortured by my boss for months. My boss responded by throwing a hardcover textbook at me and hitting me in the face. FML

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Backfired

By Anonymous - 25/08/2022 00:00

Today, it was a coworker's last day. Over the last 6 months, he has been talking smack about me because he assumed I'd ratted him out for a Facebook post, ranting about our place of employment. I decided to confront him after work to let him know that I didn't do it. He then reported me for harassment to all of my supervisors. FML

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That backfired

By Alexander D. - 14/07/2012 00:48 - United States

Today, I was fired for telling a customer's kid to shut his mouth. As revenge, I sent the CEO a picture I acquired months ago of my boss drunkenly pissing on a cow. He wrote that it was the funniest thing he had ever seen, and that I am "clearly an insufferable killjoy; a total liability to the company." FML

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Zman2017 18

Thursday 2 July 2015 16:37

I have to feel like maybe you were the one being annoying.....

photogirlinlove 16

Thursday 2 July 2015 16:36

Irony is a cruel bitch.

Comments

EvilLittleMan 23

Thursday 2 July 2015 19:25

Pucker Up F -er. It's smoochie smoochie on the awesome customer's ass time.

relaxeazy 24

Thursday 2 July 2015 19:28

Never burn bridges OP

littleking94 14

Thursday 2 July 2015 19:45

Why did you have to voice what you thought of him. ydi

TheySaidWhat 9

Thursday 2 July 2015 19:51

This is between an FYL and a you deserve it

wweraw1000 1

Thursday 2 July 2015 20:11

This has more irony than Titanic carrying iceburg lettuce

MorsFalce 12

Thursday 2 July 2015 20:43

You quit your job because you didn't want to work with someone because, and this is just what I got out of the post, they're to stupid for you to handle? The **** is wrong with you? I hope you tried to talk to your boss about the guy or something before quitting... I also hope you don't make less now. If that's the case, then you sir are the complete ****-tard.

Drosophila82 18

Friday 3 July 2015 0:41

I'm Just faving your comment for using the term ****-wit. We in American are in desperate need for some meaningful and degrading terms from the elsewheres of the English speaking world..