Today, I quit my job so I wouldn't have to work with this one complete fuck-wit anymore. I told him what I thought of him, and then walked away giving him the middle finger. Turns out, he is a regular customer at my new job. Everyone loves him and thinks he's awesome. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I was fired from my job. My boss turned to everyone and said, "Allow me to escort this trash out of the office." Everyone cheered. FML
Today, I quit my job by insulting my manager - who is/was a friend, whose wedding I officiated - in full earshot of everyone. It turned into a pretty public argument on the street. I don’t really know why I did it, other than just feeling so burned out by his treatment of everyone. FML
Today, I discovered my former boss from the job I quit 3 months is now my boss at my new job. He was the reason I quit my old job. FML
Today, at work, the janitor would not stop telling me how good I looked. This was after he told me he was fired for sexual harassment at his last job. He clearly learned that lesson. FML
Today, I gave my boss two weeks notice for me leaving work, as I had received a better job offer with twice the pay. I thought he took it well until I heard him mutter under his breath, "About fucking time." FML
Today, I quit my job after being the only one to do my job, the boss's job, and the other guy’s job. Their way of saying thank you for being the best employee they'd had was to fuck me on my paycheque and give me $70 for a week's work. FML
Today, I finally quit my job after talking with a friend about making our own design/multimedia company. While I was on my way to his house, he called me and told me not to quit because he got an awesome job offer and couldn't refuse. FML
Today, I finally worked up the nerve to quit my job after being tortured by my boss for months. My boss responded by throwing a hardcover textbook at me and hitting me in the face. FML
Today, it was a coworker's last day. Over the last 6 months, he has been talking smack about me because he assumed I'd ratted him out for a Facebook post, ranting about our place of employment. I decided to confront him after work to let him know that I didn't do it. He then reported me for harassment to all of my supervisors. FML
Today, we had a family day at my new job. I used to have a very abusive boss in my previous position, who even slapped one co-worker across the face in the office, prompting me to quit. Guess who turns out to be my new manager's wife… FML
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Zman2017 18
I have to feel like maybe you were the one being annoying.....
photogirlinlove 16
Irony is a cruel bitch.
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killer0689 20
time for a new job search again..
drrobotnik1 18
"today I was an asshole for no reason and experienced consequences for my actions." YDI. what could you possibly hope to gain from doing this? regardless of what the guy actually did, this isn't going to make anyone take your side. when they talk about this event later on, coworkers will say "remember that guy who quit? yeah, what an asshole" your cartoonish behavior will surely eclipse whatever it is he did to earn your ire. and everyone at your new job thinks he's awesome? you know maybe the problem's with you.
daemonsparta 16
they never worked with him
brenton490 19
Does he now complain about there being too many bugs outside!!
janfleury 19
Hummmmmm something about burning bridges comes to mind here. Everyone thinks he is awesome? Maybe its time to look in the mirror.
Hildy93 21
At least I know how to use the term '**** wit' now..
Amorettex 19
At least you don't have to work with him all day...
Saraishi 25
And this is why you don't treat your last day on a job as a '**** everyone and everything in this damn place'. YDI, OP.
Witchylady 18
Well shed some light on this assholes behaviour to your new co workers.and next time best not to tell people exactly how you feel when you quit a job as you may need them as a reference
AggieMike77 12
It pays to hold your tongue and be nice to people as you climb the ladder of success because you be seeing them again on the way down.