Today, I put up a sign asking motorcyclists to slow down near horses, as the noise can spook them. While I was riding near the sign, a biker slowed to read it, looked at me, then revved his engine loudly and raced off. My horse bucked me off into some brambles and bolted. FML
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Today, I saw the girl that I've had a crush on forever riding her horse on the side of the road. She waved, and without thinking, I honked my horn in response. Her horse bucked her off. FML
Today, I was riding my newly trained horse. I've recently been suffering from bad gas, and ended up farting so violently, it spooked my horse into bucking me off and running away. FML
Today, as I pulled to a halt at a stop sign, a cyclist ripped through the air, slammed straight into my fender, and almost launched over my car. I ended up being cited for reckless driving. FML
Today, I got stuck behind a guy riding his bike 20 mph below the speed limit. I honked, cursed, screamed, and yelled, before finally managing to overtake him. Once I got home, I went outside to get the paper, and discovered that the biker lives just two doors down from me. FML
Today, I was at a rodeo warming up while my mom unnecessarily bragged about my training skills to a client. My horse then threw me into a gate at a full gallop, in front of everyone. That was the first time he'd ever misbehaved. FML
Today, I was riding my motorcycle when a guy cut me off at a light. I honked and swore at him when a bug flew into my mouth. FML
Today, my idiot horse decided to grab a mouthful of stinging nettles while I was riding him. He panicked at the burning sensation in his mouth and bucked me off. Don't worry, though, my fall was cushioned, by the nettles. FML
Today, I was taking a leisurely stroll through the woods in the nice cool weather, when a mountain biker came out of nowhere and tore past, barely missing me. As I counted my luck, another biker followed the first and crashed right into me. FML
Today, some blowhard on a motorcycle yelled at me for jaywalking, causing him to almost hit a dumpster. He picked up and threw an empty beer can at me when I started giggling at the sticker on the front of his helmet that said, "If you can read this, I have lost my caravan." FML
Today, while letting horses out to switch pasture, one ran at me, sending me through the electric fence and into a mud puddle. Wrapped in electric fence, I sat in that electric mud puddle, screaming every time it shocked me. Help arrived, once they'd had a good long laugh. FML
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papygeorges 17
Assholes are everywhere, some of them ride motorcycles.
Roskosity 22
That really sucks. It takes a while to desensitize horses to that kind of noise and after a spook like that I'm sure it will be much harder.
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Comments (88)
mandaa95 17
Faaaaaagg!
uzumakinurto 13
someone needs an ass whipping for sure. that's just a dick move plain and simple.
dethouva 4
lol
pagefault2k 8
I'm a little late but I'll weigh in on the 'motorcyclist was a jerk' side.
tzimtzee 3
If they're the kind of person who likes fast, loud and sometimes fatal machines, do you really think they're going to obey your DIY signs? Guy is still a dick, but you gotta think about your target audience :P
militarybrat 21
This happened to me and a golf cart. Loud noises really do spook them. So sorry.
Lunaressence 13
oh no :( Poor baby. I hope she's okay. I remember when we had to train my horse to get used to motorcyclists. Some of them can be real jerks! Sorry to hear that OP
Paridote 6
what an asshole
LilBTheBasedGod 5
Haha that guy is awesome
capnbzarr 43
The motorcyclist was obviously an asshole, but I still have a hard time feeling sorry for somebody who owns a horse and thinks the world should conform to their expensive hobby.