By allalone - 14/07/2010 00:33 - United States

Spicy
Today, I put the vacuum cleaner hose against my neck to give me a hickey, so that it would look like I got some action. FML
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milakitty21 0

who were you trying to impress?

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srunano 4

Stop playing with your vacuum hose and go to a club or a party....then maybe you can get laid

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stizer_fml 3

i bet thats not the only thing you put the hose on ...

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jessdemi 0

if OP is a guy at least he didn't use the vacuum to give him a hickey down there :) so OP quit whining & go outside & LIVE!!! we only get one life & to waste it :( it's a shame :)

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Arsonnist 3

YDI for putting quotes around action.

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iWearTightPants 0

hehe u can get more action from that vacuum;) perhaps oral sex?? ^-^ it feels ever soo good;)<3

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KAYRRIE 0

u shouldn't be ashamed of not getting any action. ur not getting any diseases either. and ur not being called a ****. so be proud of the no action and make it more of a proclamation until u find that special someone who thinks they're stuff is special enough to wait for u too.

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cheergirly16 0

Awww and lookit Ops name.... that's so sad

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Trollz4daLULZ 1

I think I'll stop trolling for one second to offer some serious advice: You CAN get some action. There is ALWAYS someone at least as horny as you are ugly.

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ashleynonymous 0

Hickeys are not impressive. They look trashy. Quit playing WoW, leave your mom's basement and get out in the public. You'll meet someone.

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