Today, I put on a pair of sneakers that I'd left outside, and went jogging. After several minutes of pain, I pulled off one of the sneakers, only to find dozens of baby spiders had moved in. FML
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Today, as I put on my pajamas, a large spider ran down my leg. After freaking out, killing it, and recomposing myself, I went to the bathroom. As I sat down to go to the toilet, I looked up to see hundreds of baby spiders hanging over my head. FML
Today, I saw a spider crawling on the floor but had nothing to kill it with and it hid somewhere. So, I got dressed and went out and come home for a shower, and as I'm taking off my undies, something crushed and black fell out. It was the spider and he had been in my underwear the entire day. FML
Today, I found a horde of ants in one of my socks when I put it on my foot. FML
Today, I was taking off my underwear to change into fresh clothes. Pulling them down, I realize there's a big fat spider in them. Not only did I have a spider chilling with my genitals the whole day, but I'm deathly afraid of them. FML
Today, I saw a huge wolf spider in my room. It ran off and hid before I could kill it, but after two hours looking for it then giving up, I finally found it, with my foot, as I put on my shoes. FML
Today, I put my house shoes on without socks, but felt a rock in them. I shook it free and out dropped a half-crushed roach. FML
Today, I opened a window that had been shut for a couple of months. As soon as I did, dozens of tiny baby spiders blew in with the breeze, and dispersed in my kitchen. FML
Today, while bringing boxes up from the basement, I noticed a few spider egg sacs had stuck to my shirt. As I desperately tried to remove them, they hatched. FML
Today, I was reaching into the floor vent in my toddler's room to retrieve some toys she'd dropped. What I found instead was a clump of large dead spiders. FML
Today, I walked through a spider's web with hundreds of baby spiders on it. My afro is now infested. FML
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Top comments
MikeDa1Da 14
Check your old underpants for the momma spider
ICATiger 13
That's why you don't leave stuff outside.
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Comments (201)
nico101bc 1
Scared of spiders it's midnight and you just freaked me out sir T.T
lolyeahthatsme 11
err...ydi for leaving your sneaks outside
daydreamer244 13
D: I would die if I found bunches of baby spiders in my shoes....I have arachnid-phobia! Ehh so sorry OP!!
PieterseMJ 20
i would shit myself seven different colors while trying to cut off my leg!!
blueyedoll 5
How did baby spiders bite through your socks...or were you not wearing socks...
LithiumJoker 7
uh, apparently you don't have arachniphobia, or you would know how to spell it, you stupid ****.
Isa_fml 20
you've spelled arachnophobia wrong too. pot, meet kettle...
nim_nim67 4
i'm with 192, i would threw my shoe in the woods along with the socks and sprinted home screaming in fifty different lanuages
captainskinboat 2
Sounds like someone needs to work out a little more often ;)
Isa_fml 20
OH GOD OH GOD OH GOD OH GOD OH GOD
Mossadchick 5
Oh my god I would have fainted and died of Cardiac Arrest...Spiders are the thing I fear the most...DX...FYL...Oh god..DX