Health: Today, I pulled a muscle in my arm from eagerly scratching off... - FML

By Kotoko - 06/04/2013 04:59 - United States - Wylie

Today, I pulled a muscle in my arm from eagerly scratching off a lottery ticket. No, I didn't win anything. FML

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Kotoko_fml 7

Saturday 6 April 2013 18:38

LOL These comments are all hilarious. xD Yeah, I admit, I probably DID deserve it =P Lotto tickets are a money drainage.. =/ Course, you win a few times.. here and there, you get addicted thinking "OK! I am going to win this time!" Yeah.. I really need to stop buying them all the time. It's pathetic how much money I've wasted.. =/ I vote YDI for myself, lol.

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Pleonasm 35

Saturday 6 April 2013 13:19

You say that last part as if you were surprised or something. And you must reaaaaaaaly have been eager. Don't you know those things are a money sink?

Talooka 10

Saturday 6 April 2013 13:20

Did you buy another ticket for your other arm?

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Iknoweverything 29

Saturday 6 April 2013 20:48

Lottery: A tax on people who are bad at math. ~Ambrose Bierce

tralien 8

Saturday 6 April 2013 21:58

Use a coin next time, it makes the scratching easier. But if you think about it, a non-scratchable ticket would be a great gag gift.

masterofwolves 5

Saturday 6 April 2013 22:02

why the hell are stories like these even on here?

onorexveritas 23

Sunday 7 April 2013 4:06

maybe next time it'll be worth it

Kk_Waylen24 21

Sunday 7 April 2013 4:42

Calm down there tiger. You don't have to scratch so hard!

lovelyohhmee 8

Sunday 7 April 2013 5:14

You sure you pull a muscle "scratching a lottery ticket"??

yrue82 7

Sunday 7 April 2013 8:20

Buy another ticket and use your other arm... Good luck !!!

awkwardturtl3 3

Monday 8 April 2013 2:08

'do you lift? '

fdupagain 11

Thursday 11 April 2013 18:25

Is that what they are calling it these days?

freethinker1150 7

Friday 3 May 2013 6:10

either that must have been a ginormously huge lottery ticket , like the size of a billboard , or u r just one big vajayjay ! suck it up puss!!

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