By Kotoko - 06/04/2013 04:59 - United States - Wylie

Today, I pulled a muscle in my arm from eagerly scratching off a lottery ticket. No, I didn't win anything. FML
I agree, your life sucks 29 269
You deserved it 17 101

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Kotoko_fml 7

LOL These comments are all hilarious. xD Yeah, I admit, I probably DID deserve it =P Lotto tickets are a money drainage.. =/ Course, you win a few times.. here and there, you get addicted thinking "OK! I am going to win this time!" Yeah.. I really need to stop buying them all the time. It's pathetic how much money I've wasted.. =/ I vote YDI for myself, lol.

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Top comments

Pleonasm 35

You say that last part as if you were surprised or something. And you must reaaaaaaaly have been eager. Don't you know those things are a money sink?

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Talooka 10

Did you buy another ticket for your other arm?

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perdix 29

Luckily, you are a woman. Ball maintenance would cause frequent arm injuries which would for e to you to use a lot of Ben-Gay. This, in turn, would make the next ball-scratching a very hot event!

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DJrEddyLeb 7

Next time, make sure you 'scratch off the ticket' more gently... Cough ************ cough...

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lonewolf621 17

Careful you dont think too hard, maybe you'll pull a brain muscle

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djxerxes9000 18

So there is a reason they call the lottery "the idiots tax"...

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TheJester12 15

Next time stick to spanking the monkey . If you're going to pull a muscle at least make sure you're guaranteed a prize at the end . Happy tugging :D

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McNikk 15

I don't understand why people ever buy those things expecting to have a good chance to win. Do you realize that you're more likely to die in a car accident on your way to getting the ticket than you are to actually win.

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ultra_notorious 26

your state thanks you for the donation to their waste, fraud and abuse spending acct!

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HarroIAmBob 21

dont buy those things unless you like spending 20$ on a piece of worthless paper

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Enslaved 36

You should ********** more. . . you know, to strengthen those arm muscles. :P

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