Anonymous
New Iberia, United States
Today, I puked up an anti-nausea pill. FML
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Anonymous
Splat!
Today, because I have an inner ear problem which gives me major vertigo and nausea, I spontaneously projectile vomited all over my bathroom. FML
Screwed in Seattle
United States
Today, I woke up with a migrane, so I took one of my prescription migrane pills to get me through my day. The pill made me dizzy and nauseous, so I took a motion-sickness pill. That pill gave me a migrane. FML
Anonymous
Stamford, United States
Failed the taste test
Today, I was feeling nauseous so I decided to take some Pepto Bismol. However, the fake cherry flavor immediately made me vomit all over the kitchen floor. FML
Mc2013
United States
Today, my morning sickness got so bad that, while at the grocery store, I had to throw up in my purse. FML
addie19
United States
Today, I found out the antibiotics I'm taking can cause you to vomit unexpectedly. In the car. While driving. To work. FML
anon
United States
Today, I got my wisdom teeth out. Due to the drugs they gave me I felt nauseous. When I went to the bathroom as a precaution I did not throw up. Instead I passed out face first in the toilet. FML
anonymiss
Canada
Today, half asleep, I dropped my pill before I could take it. I quickly picked it up and washed it down. Five hours later, I just found my pill on the ground. What did I swallow? FML
Preggo
Today, I vomited so hard into the toilet that the water splashed back into my face. I instinctually moved away only to finish puking on the floor. FML
cmoney6452
United States
Today, I'm so sick that I'm drinking fluids just to make it hurt less when I puke. FML
Anonymous
Boston, United States
Down the hatch
Today, I woke up with a hangover and a pounding headache and tried to take an ibuprofen with a glass of water. I missed my mouth and threw the pill directly into my eye. FML
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elephantsarecute 16
This is possibly the shortest FML I've ever seen.
worldclassrager 39
Oh the irony!
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sofuckd 4
You can unfuck your life by getting a prescription of Zofran. It melts in your mouth, so you can't upchuck the ******* pill.
imchacon22 19
I feel your pain! My whole pregnancy the anti nausea medicine made it worse
TrumpetChickLAB 4
i do it all the time :/
adiebugg 2
Been there done that. If you are already sick it is too late, at least that's how it is with me and Dramamine.
ahsanmasood 4
i really feel bad for you...but this is kinda funny :D
caysters 12
Think about it. If you're puking, why take a pill to stop nausea? Obviously you'd stand a better chance of puking it up before it works. Gross as it sounds, once you start puking use suppositories for nausea. Can't puke it up, and it would work fast.
knoney19 12
Been there done that!
Robert1989 9
shouldn have got a suppository.
Isa_fml 20
That is the WORST thing, it's happened to me. If you're still puking and can't keep anything down, consider going to the hospital if you can.
it__happens 17
Haha that stinks for you
it__happens 17
Watch me get nausea now...