Love: Today, I proposed to my girlfriend. Being a chef of a highly-rated...

By Sad Chef ;( - 05/12/2014 03:33 - United States

Today, I proposed to my girlfriend. Being a chef of a highly-rated restaurant, I cooked a well-liked dish. Not only did she say no, but commented on how bland and tasteless the meal was. FML

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By Noname - 05/03/2009 02:18 - United States

Today, I took my girlfriend to a very nice restaurant. I thought it would be a good place to pop the question. I gave the ring to the waiter and asked him to put it on her dessert plate. When she saw it she picked it up, put it down and said "no". Then she started to eat the dessert. FML

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By notready - 15/10/2013 06:49 - Australia

Today, I proposed to my girlfriend at a dinner with our two families. Not only did she flatly reject me, my dad said, "Good call. He's not ready." FML

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By gtrs750 - 09/08/2009 13:48 - Canada

Today, I gathered both mine and my girlfriend's families secretly to a restaurant. I paid the restaurant to play romantic music, and paid for the best table available. As soon as we finished our meal, our families gathered around and I proposed. She laughed and said no way. FML

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By takeshi - 05/08/2018 20:30

Today, I took my girlfriend to a restaurant we both like. By the end of the date, we were fighting and she angrily broke up with me. To make things worse, I got food poisoning. She didn't. FML

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By alphabetman - 14/09/2009 09:56 - United States

Today, I proposed to my girlfriend. Thinking I was being cute I spelled out "Marry Me" in alphabet soup, because that's her favorite. She took one look at it and started to laugh. She then began to spell out "no". She still ate the soup. FML

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By Anonymous - 24/06/2013 20:26 - United States - Houston

Today, I took my girlfriend of nearly 2 years out to dinner so I could propose. When the waiter brought the check, I caused a bit of a scene to get everyone's attention. When I got on my knee and proposed, she said no and asked if I could hurry up and pay, because she was embarrassed. FML

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By Anonymous - 06/02/2020 18:00

Today, I proposed to my girlfriend. She said yes, but the ring turned out to be quite tight on her finger. She then chewed me out, saying that I can't do anything right, then changed her answer to no. FML

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By Anonymous - 28/09/2013 16:25 - Serbia - Beograd

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By Anonymous - 01/09/2011 10:14 - China

Today, I was in a restaurant with my fiancée for dinner. I commented that she had some food around her mouth. She responded with a lecture, then by throwing her hot bowl of noodles at me, before stomping out the restaurant. FML

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By NickC - 29/11/2009 00:40 - Malaysia

Today, my girlfriend's parents wanted to cook dinner for me. After a whole day of cooking up a storm, her parents cooked an elaborate meal of roast lamb, pork chops and grilled chicken. Rejecting a meal is like spitting in ones face in Chinese culture. I'm vegetarian. FML

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BBlah 26

Friday 5 December 2014 16:57

She's a straight up bitch, I know it sucks right now but be glad you're not spending the rest of your life with her

alex_622 22

Friday 5 December 2014 16:57

Some people are just that hard to please. Don't worry OP, you'll find someone better

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godspeedkills 8

Friday 5 December 2014 21:26

The only thing that's bland and tasteless is her, OP. Why do you want to get married anyways? Chicks dig guys who can cook!

CydH 8

Friday 5 December 2014 21:40

What a bitch

RiseAboveSociety 3

Friday 5 December 2014 21:57

to be fair, not everyone has the same taste in foods. That being said, what she did was uncalled for.

apk892 7

Friday 5 December 2014 22:42

what a C U Next Tuesday...if you catch my drift

CuteKoalaGirl 18

Friday 5 December 2014 23:03

I am betting the meal was great, and she's just a massive "B" who doesn't deserve you!

worldclassrager 39

Saturday 6 December 2014 0:28

Maybe next time...at least (it seems) it was private not public

Dcup 5

Saturday 6 December 2014 1:16

that's so terrible! D:>

demonfacee 14

Saturday 6 December 2014 4:13

Be glad you don't have to live the rest of your life with her. She's not worth your love.

anythingwilldo 10

Saturday 6 December 2014 4:55

I'll be glad to eat your food. Call me!

sdroze1389 31

Saturday 6 December 2014 5:13

You had one job...

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