Today, I proposed to a girl I'd been in love with for 6 years. I filled the balcony of the building where I'd first laid eyes on her with innumerable roses and, under the starlit sky, I did it. She later posted on facebook 'OMG. This geek I knew from high school did the FUNNIEST thing today'. FML
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Today, I proposed to my girlfriend in front of about 75 people in the fanciest restaurant in town. She told me she was already engaged, while holding up her right hand. FML
Today, I proposed to the girl of my dreams. She asked me who I was, and maced me. FML
Today, I was going to propose to my girlfriend of 3 years. I got reservations for a romantic dinner, and at the end, fireworks would spell out my proposal. The whole thing had taken weeks to plan out and had cost me a lot of money. She proposed to me at a subway station first. FML
Today, I finally plucked up the courage to propose to my girlfriend of 7 months. I took her out to the park where we had our first kiss, I got down on one knee, and before I could say, "Will you marry me?" a bird shat on my head. FML
Today, I married the beautiful girl I’ve been in love with since we were both 6 years old. By married, I mean I performed the marriage ceremony as the vicar and watched her smile and kiss her arsehole boyfriend, now husband, right in front of me. FML
Today, after pouring my heart out to my girlfriend of four years through a speech that took me three weeks to write, and then proposing, she responded, "Eh, why not." FML
Today, I proposed to my girlfriend. She was so happy that she began flapping her hands around and screaming. She was flapping her hands so hard she smacked herself in the face and started crying. FML
Today, I decided to confess my feelings and perform a love song I'd written for my crush during an open mic night. He was there - he also took the opportunity to declare his love to his on-off girlfriend, get down on one knee and propose to her. She said yes. FML
Today, I proposed to my girlfriend, whom I'm madly in love with, by having a plane fly over her house spelling "Marry me Abby?" After seeing it, she locked herself in her room and cried for hours, exclaiming that this wasn't how she wanted to be proposed to. I'd invited my entire family. FML
Today, my ex-girlfriend proposed to me, at my wedding. FML
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netfreak 0
I'm confused. Were you two at least going out?
fractal47 2
Were you two dating at all? Or did you just decide to propose out of nowhere with no prior relationship history?
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Comments (252)
echarperouge 0
Congrats, you're officially terrifying.
misshistory 0
okay, if you proposed and you've never even dated her, that's creepy as ****. if not, she's the reason why men don't bother with romantic things anymore.
bobbiekay5 0
sad:( well she's a bitch. i think it's cute:)
tommiegirlxxx 0
don't tell me uu just went all Pride and Prejudice on her poor ass!?
jlover408 0
Your putting the pussy on a pedastal dude.
helpmeiamblind 0
She's a bitch... get over the ho and move on!
deathproof_fml 0
You propose to someone you weren't even dating and expected her to say yes? You're a ******* creeper.
Nate_d099 0
bummer and ouch. = chix always want romantic stuff, but when they get it, they dont even know it or respect it...
LMFAOWTFHAY 0
Omg, Its like your Ross and she's Rachel :/
CharlieMitsuki 0
Its girls like that which give our gender a bad name. But not to worry, eventually she'll either end up alone and miserable or married to a total asshole. And then she'll wonder why this is happening to her and realize the wonderful oppurtunity that she lost. And by then you'll be engaged or married to an amazing girl who deserves you.
Kaywinnet 0
I know a couple of guys who are capable of proposing to a girl whom they've secretly loved for years, but never actually dated. They're sweet, romantic, and can't understand why girls get restraining orders against them. Having been on the receiving end of some of their unwanted affection, I tend to sympathize with the girl in this case -- even though her Facebook comment displayed a profound lack of maturity and empathy.