Today, I proposed to a girl I'd been in love with for 6 years. I filled the balcony of the building where I'd first laid eyes on her with innumerable roses and, under the starlit sky, I did it. She later posted on facebook 'OMG. This geek I knew from high school did the FUNNIEST thing today'. FML
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netfreak 0
I'm confused. Were you two at least going out?
fractal47 2
Were you two dating at all? Or did you just decide to propose out of nowhere with no prior relationship history?
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Comments (252)
michaelaranda 28
You are a complete ******* retard. Your stupidity amazed even my five year old daughter who said bluntly,"What a ******* loser, I almost feel sorry for him. I definitely feel sorry for everyone who knows him." Seriously? You deserved it.
Steffi 26
I think you should have asked her out first :/.
Googolman 29
From what I am reading, I am assuming that you were not dating, and were not friends for that matter, and that you haven't talked since high school. Were you expecting her to say yes? If I were her, I would just back away, really slowly. Well, actually, if I did that I would probably fall off the balcony. Anyway, it is people like you who make the world a sad, pathetic place.
kayyyymarie 0
We're you not dating....?
howbout_thisone 13
Um. Were you two dating at all?? Cause I'm a little confused about that....
pogozo 3
Mixed emotions about this one.
BaseBrat 13
I think what OP was trying to say that instead of putting anything about the proposal on Facebook she decided that something her friend did was more inportant.
sk8_king 23
YDI because it doesn't sound like you two were dating to begin with.
zfchatroulette 24
I hope that by "proposed" you meant "asked out" because otherwise that's just weird and extremely creepy.
Driech 4
You proposed to a girl you weren't even dating?