Today, I proposed to a girl I'd been in love with for 6 years. I filled the balcony of the building where I'd first laid eyes on her with innumerable roses and, under the starlit sky, I did it. She later posted on facebook 'OMG. This geek I knew from high school did the FUNNIEST thing today'. FML
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Today, I proposed to my girlfriend in front of about 75 people in the fanciest restaurant in town. She told me she was already engaged, while holding up her right hand. FML
Today, I proposed to the girl of my dreams. She asked me who I was, and maced me. FML
Today, I was going to propose to my girlfriend of 3 years. I got reservations for a romantic dinner, and at the end, fireworks would spell out my proposal. The whole thing had taken weeks to plan out and had cost me a lot of money. She proposed to me at a subway station first. FML
Today, I finally plucked up the courage to propose to my girlfriend of 7 months. I took her out to the park where we had our first kiss, I got down on one knee, and before I could say, "Will you marry me?" a bird shat on my head. FML
Today, I married the beautiful girl I’ve been in love with since we were both 6 years old. By married, I mean I performed the marriage ceremony as the vicar and watched her smile and kiss her arsehole boyfriend, now husband, right in front of me. FML
Today, after pouring my heart out to my girlfriend of four years through a speech that took me three weeks to write, and then proposing, she responded, "Eh, why not." FML
Today, I proposed to my girlfriend. She was so happy that she began flapping her hands around and screaming. She was flapping her hands so hard she smacked herself in the face and started crying. FML
Today, I decided to confess my feelings and perform a love song I'd written for my crush during an open mic night. He was there - he also took the opportunity to declare his love to his on-off girlfriend, get down on one knee and propose to her. She said yes. FML
Today, I proposed to my girlfriend, whom I'm madly in love with, by having a plane fly over her house spelling "Marry me Abby?" After seeing it, she locked herself in her room and cried for hours, exclaiming that this wasn't how she wanted to be proposed to. I'd invited my entire family. FML
Today, my ex-girlfriend proposed to me, at my wedding. FML
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netfreak 0
I'm confused. Were you two at least going out?
fractal47 2
Were you two dating at all? Or did you just decide to propose out of nowhere with no prior relationship history?
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Comments (252)
badluckwind 0
e-mail me, I want to meet you. [email protected]
fuckitfuckitfuck 0
-number 48 is my hero- **I like to think of it as You Dumb Idiot**
eleanor_rigby 0
That sucks, but why would you propose to a girl that you weren't even seeing? And apparently hardly knew each other?
sondramcfail 0
If she's not your girlfriend, why the hell would you propose to her?
tutupr 0
where u guys even dating??? bc by her facebook comment it kinda seems like u were not!! in that case ur a major creepo
iamatacomuff 0
ydi for proposing to a girl you've never dated :P
sickinlove13 0
FML because of her response. However, YDI if you two weren't even dating.
fml_is_so_funny 0
This idiot is the fakest piece of crap I've ever heard. Did she say yes? You're a dumbass you idiot you are a disgrace to humanity for posting something this stupid on fml what movie did you see this in? If you really had proposed to this girl, you would have stated whether or not she said yes and THEN u would have said something about what she posted later on that day on facebook. I hope you go through life with only your right hand, a jar of peanut butter, and your dog as your best friends.
egonzalez114 0
... so did she say no??
tommiegirlxxx 0
wait..... were u even going out with her or was it like the 1600s wher the guy just proposes?
egonzalez114 0
rotfl